Well, Gosh, Pravda, Don’t You Know That She Can See You From Her Back Porch?
Okay, I am certain that Sarah Palin is going to say that this happened because she loves America and the Rooskies don’t. And liberty freedom God Second Amendment more liberty founding fathers.
An editorial writer for Pravda started with this premise —
By attacking the democratically elected President of the United States of America at a sensitive time in her country’s history, she shows the tact of a boorish drunkard bawling obscenities at a funeral.
And continues with this —
If anything is a threat to the national security of the United States of America, it is this screaming, unrefined oaf with as much class as a searing release of flatulence followed by hysterical giggling at a state banquet. Is this what the people of the USA deserve?
He also calls her “a real-life version of Homer Simpson.”
Does anybody know if the New York Times has a job opening?
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.
I have only one objection – Homer is INTENDED to be funny.
1It’s so nice to know that Sarah is as much appreciated internationally as she is here.
2Do they speak Grizzly in Russia?
What a pity that the Pulitzer Prize for journalism is limited to U.S. papers. What a gorgeous slam at such a worthy target.
3Maybe we need to set up a prize for foreign journalists slamming our worst politicians and commentators….or maybe we just need to elect better politicians.
4Elizabeth–From the looks of the electorate who put these bozos into office, I’m thinking we’ve got a better chance with the prize….
5It is a sad commentary that should have been written by someone in the US.
6How stupid do we look to the rest of the world?
Putin’s just annoyed because she doesn’t pay royalties for all of the speech ideas that she steals from him. Compare Palin’s comments on the “elite” to Putin’s comments about the “intelligencia”, or their opinions on gays, and you’ll see what I mean.
7“Palin-tology” is becoming a well established profession. I’m sure the late-night comics appreciate the material more than anybody. The fact that the Republican party treats her seriously says it all.
8Well……. Apparently………. Russia can see her……from “their” front porch also.
9Doesn’t the word “Pravda” mean “truth” ? (Of course, before the wall came down, the title was thought of rather ironically.)
10This writer should get Martin Bashir’s 3pm spot on MSNBC.
11http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/lewis-black-lsd-didnt-prepare-me-sarah-palin
Lewis Black: “LSD didn’t prepare me for Sarah Palin”
12I saw her house in Wassilla and, no, you can not see Russia from her front porch, her back porch or the roof. Great writing by the Russian, and so Pravda!
13It has been 8+ years since Palin actually was news. Far from being a danger to the USA, she is a warning label on the nutty fruitcake right.
14Should have said 5+ years. It just seems longer.
15Maybe Martin Bashir can get hired at the Pravda-NA desk…
16maryelle-Brown(grizzly) bears are the same species here and there. If you check out mama grizzlies at Conservatives 4 Palin website,I’m sure you’ll agree the Russian grizzlies have to speak more dignified just by default. Grizzlies were considered a seperate species from Brown Bears and had their own Latin name- Ursus horribilus- which went along way to ‘splaining Palin’s demeanor. PMS was named in Snookie’s honor-Palin’s Mean Streak. I made that up.
17After McCain picked the sock puppet as his running mate, I accidentally found an issue of National Review in a public library. The majority of the column inches was devoted to Republican women writers foaming at the mouth over McCain’s choice. They felt mortally insulted and insisted McCain deliberately threw the race by choosing her. It was one damn good read!
18The print newspaper Pravda, which is the official organ of the Communist Party of the Russian Federation, has no connection with the website pravda.ru. The website’s political viewpoints appear to be all over the place. In general, though, they don’t much like Americans of the left or right.
19Couric: And when it comes to establishing your worldview, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read ?
Palin: Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years.
Boy oh boy. The Grizzly fur is gonna fly when Sarah works her way down through the pile and gets to Pravda! Somebody hide the canned foods! Dive behind the couch Todd!
20I knew there was a good reason some of my favorite writers are Russian. 🙂
21I call foul. Homer Simpson has a good heart. He cannot be compared to the Alaskan female grifter.
22Thank you, e platypus onion, from now on Ursus Horribilus will encompass all that is Palin.
23Pravda nailed it this time.
24Normally, I regard Pravda as just another propaganda outlet, as it has been for decades, but this time they are ‘right on the mark’.
25Holy Gohmert, you gals and guys have been talking about Pravda? Sarah thought it was Prada. She sure is the she-devil to wear it, too.
Dare ya Todd, double dog dare you to summon her home from Arizona so you can deliver the good news in person. The media heifer has reached international scorn.
You’re welcome Senator McCain. Sure does seem like the she-devil is stalking you.
26I misread founding fathers as Fondling Fathers and wondered what priests had to do with the story.
27Maybe not a misread, Wally. Under Palinesque rules of the constitution it could be either fondling or floundering fathers. Sarah piles up more Gohmert than Louie does.
What is the Iditarod half wit half term doing in Arizona? Running for dog catcher of Scottsdale, waiting to become Queen of Joe’s tent city, waiting to back fill any vacancy crazy left by Jan Brewer or vamping for McCain/Palin 2016? Any takers for Redux Ridiculous?
28Why is anyone still paying any attention to this woman?
29That writer nailed it! I can’t wait until she’s gone like a fart in a whirlwind!
30http://conservatives4palin.com/2013/12/governor-palins-message-to-fast-food-workers-and-seiu-demanding-15-an-hour.html
I know it is Sunday and a day of rest,but you need to grab a bottle or two of Pepto and check out this gem and comments for c4p. The quitter Queen hath spoketh,then she wanders off in search of more pukey stuff and let’s her minions fight for her honor.
31e platypus onion, it’s official. Palin is a shameless idiot. Facts do not disturb her. It doesn’t disturb her that a young enlisted person with a family needs SNAP. Instead the northern loopy loon uses that as an excuse to deny a decent minimum wage. That type of thinking is why “Trickle Down” is such an abject failure. Money, like water, will not flow, when the tap is welded shut.
32When I recall that it was the esteemed John McCain that unleashed this monstrosity into the public arena, it confirms that ALL, and I really mean ALL, the Republicans are two sandwiches short of a full picnic.
33I especially like the Homer Simpson comparison, except that I think Homer is getting the short end of it.
34The Bride of Wasilla is at it again. Two sled dog’s gohmerts shy of an original idea, Sarah is pandering with Duck Dynasty. This should annoy the Dynasty fans.
From Fox News to Duck Dynasty, when will the Bride of Wasilla grab a clue as to how never was she has been?
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