So, it’s Tennessee and your sister thinks she hears a prowler outside.  She calls you instead of the police to come shoot somebody.

When you get there, you have your .357 Magnum but there’s a problem.  You have no ammo for your .357.

His sister gave him .38 caliber ammo, and when he tried to force the round into the weapon by tapping it with his pocketknife, the round went off, striking him in the hand.

See, a real man would have gone outside and killed the prowler with a pocket knife.

But the best part of this story is yet to come.

Carlie Indmon Phillips, 45, sustained the wound Sunday night at a home on Hillbilly Way and was taken to Methodist Medical Center for treatment of an injury…

His sister lives on Hillbilly Way.  Damn.  That’s some delightful stuff.

Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.