The Dew Jumps Into The Pits of Hell
Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst got famous for having women’s purses searched for tampons during the Wendy Davis filibuster because he had seen bags of feces and bottles of urine found on women who were trying to enter the Senate Chamber. Of course, those items were never seen by anyone else or recorded in any manner.
Here’s the best part: By Texas political standards, Dewhurst is considered “the moderate” in the race to keep his Lt. Governor seat. He lost to Ted Cruz for the senate seat because he wasn’t able to produce a clown hat, a funny nose, and Sarah Palin’s endorsement quick enough.
So, first order of business for Dewhurst: get knuckle-draggng drooling crazy as quick as you can!
At a candidate forum on Monday, Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst called for the impeachment of President Barack Obama, joining a number of other Republican figures in Texas who’ve flirted with charging the nation’s leader with high crimes and misdemeanors.
Speaking at the Northeast Tarrant County Tea Party meeting, Dewhurst opened with the big guns.
“This election is about protecting you and your freedoms, which are given to you by God, but which are being trampled on by Barack Obama right now. I don’t know about you, but Barack Obama ought to be impeached,” he declared to hearty applause. “Not only for trampling on our liberties, but what he did in Benghazi is just a crime.”
Yep. God wants Barack Obama impeached. And David Dewhurst knows all there is to know about bags of feces, bottles of urine, tampons, and bygawd God.
What the Lt. Governor of Texas has to do with impeaching President Obama, I dunno. Hell, I still don’t even know what he has to do with tampons.
Boy oh boy is he ever playing the Republican game of “Rile ’em up so they’ll vote against what’s good for ’em” or WHAT?
1You probably don’t want to know what he wants to do with tampons
2Dew fuss prolly resells tampons to his staff for a massive profit. That way he can keep tabs on which ones are/aren’t producing rwnj future voters. Prolly confiscated an ultra sound scan from Planned Parenthood so he can charge for mandatory scans as well.
3sigh.
4Good Lord, that man is going to hate having to be deferential to Governor Davis.
5They throw that impeachment word around like it’s actually going to happen. Another Repug disconnect from reality, just like ignoring the debt limit is no big deal.
6I agree Marge. Can Texas get any crazier? I read in the New York Times today that hundreds of armed demonstrators are rallying at the Alamo on Saturday. One of the organizers is a pastor at a Baptist church near Huntsville. I just don’t get it.
7Love your website. Going breaking bad style and going to do some marathon reading of your archives. Thanks for the smiles!
8So the House won’t fund the government or avert default, but they should pass a bill impeaching the President. Yeah, that’ll work.
9I am amazed at the disconnect that nutters have between actual dumbass dubya crimes-illegal,unconstitutional wars,mass murdering Iraqi citizens,crimes against humanity and Obama’s crime of being Black. Outing a covert CIA agent,her contacts and her family didn’t phase nutters,either. Obama being born in America galls the hell outa them.
10Impeachment talk from The Dew? Huh. Sounds like he has national aspirations ala Ted Cruz?
11The Squealing and the Swalling of Desparation! Its like the smell of napalm in the morning! Doncha just love it!
12If you ever ask them what rights Obama has violated you’ll be sorry. Especially if it’s someone you love, they can name all kinds of “rights” that aren’t rights and have been violated anyway. Believe me, I’m sorry I asked. I had no idea just how stupid some of my family are. I’m ashamed for them.
13Dewhusrt not gonna be Cruzed again.
14I think he would do us all a favor if he tried to break through the White House gates late at night to he could confront the President.
15merl at 2:09 pm
Can you name some of these fake “rights”? I try to avoid right-wingers if possible, so I would be curious to know what they think our “rights” are.
Or rather, their rights, since they think everybody they do not like does not have any rights.
16David Dewhurst is full of crap.
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