October 11, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
“The President and Harry Reid should not have shut this government down.”
I think I quoted him exactly. When he’s talking, it even looks like he thinks he’s making sense. And telling the truth. So help him God!
1I would like to see an assessment of the voters in Gohmert’s district. Age, education, income etc.
2Looks like old time Japanese martial arts movie where the voice is heard about a week before the lips move.
3See if this works:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghBeyEtki5A&app=desktop
4And Glenn Beck thinks this fruit loop is senator material?! Good god y’all, they’re all freekin nutzo!
5Thanks, Marcia.
6I feel dumber from watching that goober talk. Wonder how John McCain feels about him.
7With apologies to Goobers everywhere. Right, Jean?
8I know at least two people in his district. They are both intelligent but super patriotic. I can’t say much more without getting myself in trouble. I really don’t know who they vote for and I’m not about to ask.
9The last speech I heard that was so moving, so inspiring, was Bluto in Amimal House:
10“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
(no offense to Bluto)
Sometimes, when I see Gomer talking like that, I wonder if he’s suddenly going to reveal himself as some magnificent performance artist, and he’s been infiltrating the Tea Baggers to finally show them to be the ignorant bottom feeders that they are. Maybe like a Texan Sacha Baron Cohen, or something.
Of course, I am disappointed each and every time. In the end, he is just a plain, ole dumbass.
11We could fix Congress by firing all 281(approximately) nutjobs in both houses and replace them all with Betty White. She could keep Dems in line and bake them cookies or something and rill ‘merica would prosper.
12Interesting article on Huffington about Ted Cruz being from another planet and Louie sure does inhabit it too. They absolutely think that the American public believes them and supports what they have done in spite of all evidence to the contrary. Remember how incredulous Carl Rove was when Romney lost?
13They haven’t learned a thing from their huge split with reality. This is true madness.
Jon Stewart gave hell to the Republican governors of the 26 states which have refused to expand Medicaid and Goodhair was featured in a clip spouting the party line which Stewart cut to ribbons. Worth a peek.
14Someone told me that Cruz got a smack down from the president at the White House today, he just does not know when to shut his mouth.
15So let me understand this, if Louie believes this is true then, Sarah Palin, who ran as John’s VP selection was “Paling around with Terrorists”??
16Bud malone- here are the demographics from the 2010 race for Gomer. http://elections.nytimes.com/2010/house/texas/1
17OH MY….this is the first time I have heard Louie “speak”. Reading his words does not give the same nauseous effect as the vocals.
18Read the comments on YouTube……NOT Mama safe but very funny.
I think Louie would make a wonderful running-mate for Ted Cruz in 2016. They mesh together so perfectly.
19Re Bud: Don’t waste time with an assessment of their education levels. I can answer that one for you right now.
20An entry in the Newspeak dictionary from George Orwell’s “1984”:
blackwhite – The ability to accept whatever “truth” the party puts out, no matter how absurd it may be. Orwell described it as “…loyal willingness to say black is white when party discipline demands this. It also means the ability to believe that black is white, and more, to know black is white, and forget that one has ever believed the contrary.”
21e platypus onion — thanks for that link! Sadly, I’m not surprised, but it certainly was enlightening for those of us from other states.
And, UmptyDump — that was a perfect description of my congressrat! Thanks!
22I love the way he referred to “some senator from Arizona”– as if there are too many to keep track of.
Oh– was that supposed to be a veiled reference to McCain? Is Gomer bright enough to do that?
23Gomert: You’re so ignorant you’re dumb! How, how, how, did u get elected?
24I have friends in Tyler, Texas which is Gomert territory. One of them is 84, near-PhD educationally, retired as Director
25of a higher education program, traveled extensively, in very good health, personable, interesting in conversation . . . . .and supports Louie Gomert! And tells me that her friends do, too. All except me, that is. We don’t talk about politics, and I go about wondering how such a terrific person could go so far off the rails politically !
I suspect that Louie stopped to think some forty years ago and forgot to start again.
26Check the bottom drawer of the desk, right side. Your answer to Louie-louie’s behavior is in there.
27I remember several years ago,a rwnj Michigan congressweasel wrote a bill that forbade Michigan marching bands from playing the song Louie,Louie,because he said the lyrics were obscene. LynnN-that is hilarious-stopped to think. Sad part about Gohmerta is he and I were born in the same year. I’m six months older. Three good things happened in 1953 and Gohmert wasn’t one of them.
28@Rhea,
29I was thinking exactly the same thing! “Some senator”? It’s not as if John McCain was a backbencher with little visibility.
ya know on the whole 1984 thing, I have heard it said that our folk treat that book as a grim warning, a parable for our times, and their folk treat that book as an instruction manual on how to effectively accomplish their goals
30To Rick: Thanks for reminding me of Bluto’s statement in Animal House. It explains the thought processes of FOX News and Boehner and his basket of frogs. Splains everything……..now I can’t wait for the homecoming parade!
31Probably not going to get much agreement here, but here in AZ, we thank Texas for producing Louie Gohmert and Ted Cruz.
Without them, we’d hold the record for the craziest and dumbest politicians (Congressman Trent Franks on both counts).
We still have the state legislature here, but when they are out of session, their ability to do damage is limited to things like FB posts equating Barack Obama to Adolph Hitler.
On the other hand, Cruz and Gohmert seem like they never take a day off.
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