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Juanita has often told Thelma that some of her uber-conservative statements will come back to bite her in the butt.  But, she didn’t mean literally.

Charles Hurth III, was one of the GOP Political Operatives who bankrolled the GOP’s effort to get the Green Party candidate on the ballot in the Texas’ Governor’s race.  They know that Rick Perry can’t win fair and square so they brought in Republican money to pay for a petition drive for the Greens.

Charles Hurth III takes this biting on the butt thing very seriously.

But Hurth’s first claim to fame was being sued in 1987 for approaching a fellow law student in a bar and biting her on the buttocks so hard that she required medical attention. During the trial, Hurth admitted that he’d used the same toothy overture to approach two other women at fraternity parties—and he said that his latest victim should have taken the gesture as a compliment. The jurors didn’t buy it, and Hurth was successfully sued for $27,500.

“Seriously,” Juanita hoots, “the jerk bit a woman on the butt hard enough to break skin and require medical attention.  He thought it was sexy.”

“On the sexy scale, that ranks right below hitting me over the head with a club and dragging me back to your cave by my hair,” Juanita says.

“And, he’s working for Rick Perry now.  He’s a Republican Political Operative.  So, I would personally like to thank the Republican Party for their continuing amusing collection of weird men.  I would also like to thank them for keeping the ball of sin rolling.”

“Maybe the next time one of Rick Perry’s operatives wants to catch a woman he could use a coyote trap.”