Greg Abbott and the Seuss
Greg Abbott on Tuesday —
“Women are going to be a powerful voice in this election,” Abbott said. “I’m proud to say there is nobody in the state of Texas who has done more to fight to help women than I have in the past decade.”
Nobody? Really?
Our customer John A. Kwitkoski thinks not.
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Actually, he probably believes this. But he is delusional.
He believes that actual women are pro-life and want to latch on to a breadwinner and spit out good white Republican babies. So, they want him to stomp pro-choice offerings and ensure their breadwinner hubbies are better paid and have best opportunities–because those are the women he actually acknowledges as “of value.” All the rest don’t really count because they aren’t “real” to him. Afterall, he thinks of Wendy as simply a plastic doll.
1Awhile back I accidentally sat next to a lady legal secretary from the office of the Assistant Attorney General. Before thinking I said “Oh gag.” She laughed, said Greg Abbott is really a big lovable guy, just has a gruff front, and we need men in positions like that because women get too emotional. I said “You think MEN don’t get emotional?” and changed the topic to shortage of water in Texas because I figured that was something we could agree on. We did.
2And what about that Tea Party lady announcing that she’s running for guvner?
Great, so he’s charming whenever you are next to him? I STILL think he would $uck as Governor, and we’ve had damn Perry for 16 years now! The damn state needs a break!
3Wow, if the TPers aren’t using God like a rented mule, they do the same to old Dr. Seuss! Gagging. Must go.
4A very clever way to highlight Abbott’s obvious bias. Horton, the Democrat, is a very observant elephant who is faithful and never forgets, much like the female Texas voters.
5Marge Wood, I can’t remember the last war that started because a woman got too emotional.
6Yeah, men do different things when they get emotional. Women worry about the kids, the food and water supply, a home, incoming funds, little things like that. Men start wars.
7So Abbott’s helping women become………..fourth class junk mail? Men? Celibate? Irrelevant? What is he doing/has done to help women? Marge Wood-I have never started a war in my life,but then I’m not much of a man.
8JJ: I don’t donate against, in most cases I donate for someone. But sorry to say, I’m gonna bide my time on Wendy. Your optimism aside, Texas reelected Perry three times. Texas chose Shrub over Ann Richards. Your Senators are Cruz and Cornyn. This has the feel of tilting at ammonium nitrate plants.
9Don’t believe these lies, people of Texas. You’ve been there before, as have we in Badgerland (think Scotty boy).
10In Abbott’s better dreams,Wendy is a plastic doll. That is as close as he will ever get to “controlling” her mind and body. I hope she b@##H slaps his ugly mug the first time he says anything inappropriate to her or about her.
11I know one thing he did. I’ve been owed child support for so long that the “child” is 25. I received a letter from the AG’s office saying they had received 300.00+ from the deadbeat’s tax refund and they would be holding it for 120 days. I called recently and was told it went to “state arrears.” Apparently that 6 whole weeks I received assistance in ’98 is breaking the Texas bank. WTH!
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