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I suspect you all know that Juanita is a motorcycle rider, and in her early days did some stunt riding.  Her first husband, Bubba Hank, may he rest in peace, was not fond of motorcycles.  He did, however, ride a bicycle. “Some men need a motor between their legs,” Bubba Hank used to say, “others supply their own.”  Juanita immediately married him.

It has recently come to Juanita’s attention that there’s another reason that Bubba Hank may have been right.

It appears that Republic Harley Davidson of Stafford, Texas, right down the road from Juanita’s Beauty Salon, has become the one-stop crazy shop.  They have invited Laura Ingraham to babble over bikes.

“The poor dear is doing a book signing at a Harley Davidson dealership.  I hope she ain’t planning on wearing that leather jacket because we’ll have to scrape her puddled skinny butt off the sidewalk if she intends to dress like a biker chick in Houston,” Juanita warns.

“It appears that rightwing ditz Ingram has written a book called ‘The Obama Diaries’ because she couldn’t spell ‘memoir.’  I don’t mean to be tacky, but with the way she talks through her nose, I’d wear rubber gloves to pick up anything she’s touched because the booger blast could be bad.”

“I see where they will have wine and cheese, which is a good way to go because all you gotta do is toss some Cheese Wiz out there because Laura brings the whine.”

So, if anybody out there supports truth or justice or the American way, do not buy your motorcycles at Republican Republic Harley Davidson in Stafford, Texas.