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Glenn Beck University is hiring teachers.  Of course, if at least one did not come from Texas, that would be the seventh sign of the Apocalypse.

Beck hired David Barton, a religious snake oil salesman who has actually made a living with his proud Oral Roberts University degree by selling his services as an adviser on far right wing nuttiness to political consultants.  David tells them how to talk to snake handlers, foot washers, and speaking in tonguers and slick them out of their vote.

“I know David, but only in passing,” Juanita admits. “When I passed him, he seemed far too creepy to mess with.  I’m perfectly serious.  He’s also pretty well known for making up quotes from our founding fathers, which is creepy with a star on top.”

In an article titled “Unconfirmed Quotations,” Barton conceded that he has not located primary sources for eleven of the alleged quotes from James Madison, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and U.S. Supreme Court decisions, but maintained that the quotes were “completely consistent” with the views of the Founders.

“Soooo…..,” Juanita continues, “let me get this right.  He’s channeling our founding fathers?  Yep, creepy.”

David also hangs with a fast crowd as seen here at a proud Republican website.

David on the right, all decked out, waiting for Jesus and embarrassing Texas

David is teaching Faith 1, 2, and 3 at Beck University.  I guess he didn’t know enough to teach level 4.