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I think most of you have figured out by now that Juanita has an exceptionally bad opinion of Texas Governor Rick Perry.

And that Juanita is not one to sugar coat her opinions.

In fact, she’s getting some yardsigns and she’s pretty darn sure that they are going to look like this one.

If you want one, start saving your money because these suckers are going to be collector’s items.

The latest thing that set-off Juanita is that Rick Perry is still the biggest coward in long pants.  Rick Perry still refuses to debate Bill White.

Perry says he will not appear on a stage with White until the former Houston mayor releases income tax returns from the 1990s covering his years as a deputy at the U.S. Department of Energy and as chairman of the Texas Democratic Party. This is nothing more than an excuse by Perry to avoid having to debate his opponents.

“Rick Perry is also waiting for Bill White to dance on the head of a pin, clap for Tinkerbell, scale the San Jacinto monument barehanded, teach the Houston Astros to hit, agree to change the name of enchiladas to something more American-sounding,  and …. and this is the most important …. quit using all them big words,” Juanita grins.

“But to make matters even more goofy, it appears that Rick Perry is holding Bill White to a standard that Perry ain’t introduced hisownself to,” she continues.

Perry has released his tax returns going back to 1987, which is a good record of disclosure. But even that record doesn’t cover his first term in the Texas Legislature, to which he won his first race for a House seat in 1984. Perry is trying to hold White to a standard he doesn’t meet himself.

“Plus, the cherry on top is that back in the primary Rick Perry also refused to meet with the editorial board of the major newspaper across Texas.  That was probably because they haven’t scaled the San Jacinto monument barehanded either,” she supposes.

“If I were Bill White’s campaign manager, which I ain’t for reasons that nobody can seem to figure out,” she smiles, “I’d announce that we ain’t debating Rick Perry until he does something that that bad breath and real prissy Food and Wine Magazine subscription.”

“And then Rick Perry needs to admit that he ain’t debating anyone who understands stuff.”

“That, my friends, is the bottom line,” Juanita says.  “But, it ain’t the last you’re gonna hear from me about Rick Perry.”