Craziest Conspiracy Theory EVER

September 22, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Read this slowly so your brain doesn’t explode.

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  1. Bernard Terway says:

    BOOOOOM!!!!!!

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  2. I’d like to know what these clowns are on.
    Nothing I ever did gave me those kind of delusions.

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  3. Must…. not….. laugh….

    MUST… NOT… LAUGH…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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  4. It did! It did! It EXPLODED…with laughter.

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  5. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Those Canadians DO tend to be more liberal dontchaknow?

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  6. Chapter 12,748 in the ever-repeating saga of the Republican Party – famous for insisting that other people take personal responsibility for their own actions, while denying any personal responsibility for their own actions.

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  7. Scratching my head.

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  8. Excuse me just a minutes while I sit down. I’m feeling a little dizzy.

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  9. I knew it!

    Canada.
    Cuba.
    Harvard.
    Blue Suits.
    He’s a liberal plant and he secretly does work for the ACLU. They gave him cosmetic surgery to look like McCarthy to make the baggers love him.

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  10. I don’t care who sent him; I just hope it works.

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  11. This guy is a scriptwriter, right?

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  12. e platypus onion says:

    Could threaten to deport paisley Ted. That would just about ensure that Canada would close our Northern border. Tell Mexico we are giving them back Texas and Cruz and that should seal the Southern border. Works out all around for all of us once we put Cruz on a liferaft and head him South from Florida.

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  13. Our Manchurian Candidate is following instructions to the T.

    – A Canuck

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  14. Yup…and that ‘nanner nose is a psychic antenna for receiving orders from The Kennedy Ghosts.

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  15. m in el paso says:

    I agree with Rhea in hoping that it works. I just wish that we Dems knew how to destroy the ultra-right from within.

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  16. Angelo_Frank says:

    That will be my excuse to get out of jury duty tomorrow.

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  17. What planet does this “GOP aide” live on? He probably wants to get on the Koch brothers payroll. Who could possibly be further right than Teddy boy? Sorry, that was a dumb question.

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  18. I’m investing in Reynolds Wrap stock! Do you suppose my belief that we are about to have a run on tin foil hats counts as insider trading?

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  19. @ Deb: Nope, insider trading is when you trade on information that isn’t known to the public. The Republican Party’s current belief system is public knowledge…

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  20. Cruz isn’t smart enough to be a secret agent. And the Conservatives are destroying themselves all by themselves.

    @ Angela:
    You mean Charlie McCarthy, of course. 🙂

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  21. Those same Republicans think Democrats are lazy. Either Pinky and the Brain are hopelessly outclassed by wicked clever Democrats thrusting a Cruz missile at the Republican heart or absolutely no effort need be expended for Texas Republicans to bring down the Republican tent all by theirownselves. Popcorn, please.

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  22. Darn. They’re on to us.

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  23. I find myself really, really, really hoping that Cruz is around long enough to participate in the 2016 Republican presidential primary.

    Which may be going on now.

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  24. @RayS

    Now why do you want to diss a poor dummy made of wood like that?

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  25. Sounds like the GOP has finally jumped the shark!

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  26. (psssst–he’s actually the Cuban Avenger. Castro’s revenge for the CIA’s poison cigars.)

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  27. Does the guy who said this do Vegas on Weekends??

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  28. I’ve never been to Vegas and don’t have any desire to go there but I do think that somebody with a dark wig and a paisley bathrobe could do a really funny gig there. They could take it on the road. I betcha it would go over well in Austin at Esther’s Follies.

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  29. Texas Ellen: you have coined my new favorite name for Ted, “Cruz missile”.
    He’s aimed himself at Obamacare, RINOs, liberals and the presidency itself. Given the paisley thing, I’m hoping he experiences PE: Premature Explosion.

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  30. Marion (formerly known as MM) says:

    I tried this before and then you went away again, so I’ll whisper it this time and qualify it: it looks like the beauty shop is open for bidness again!

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  31. They’re onto us!

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  32. e platypus onion says:

    Technically,Cruz can’t be classified as a missile. Missile implies some type of guidance system. Cruzes gyro is off auto-pilot and in bat-s&$t rogue. One of my favorite writers.Donald Kaul, claimed that living in Des Moines,Ia and then dying was redundant. Same holds true for being rethuglican and being freakin’ nuts!

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  33. e platypus onion says:

    Ms Juanita,you need to come up with some Emmy type awards for lunatics on the right. Nixon had his “enemies” list. Nutters had a Clinton “body count”. Only right to reward rw nuts with their own special categories. How about the “We didn’t get a round mouth from eating Square Meals NRA award for perpetuating gun crimes in America”? Maybe the “Drop the Soap and Bend Over for the Koch Bros”? I’d like to hear some suggestions.

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  34. The left doesn’t use dull implements!

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