Steve Stockman and That Internet Devil
Remember last week when I showed you that Steve Stockman wanted to join that PAC of Texas Congressmen (the one based in Georgia) but he couldn’t spell Texas?
Well, I was wondering why that application to the FEC was handwritten. I hadn’t seen that since the invention of the typewriter.
Neither had the FEC.
(Click the little one to get the big one.)
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So now Stockman is on the horns of a dilemma. He can either follow the FEC rules or risk losing his soul to the internet, which of course is a tool of the devil.
Being a congressman is not easy.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
Bless his heart. I hated it too when they wouldn’t let me turn in job applications written in pencil.
1OK, we know he can barely write or spell. How in the world is he gonna learn how to use a computer? Maybe he’ll get lost trying to log on and end up at Mr. Monique’s House of Guns Porn and Turkey Legs.
God Love Him. Because no one else here does.
2Lord gawdalmighty don’t he have a sexretary? Even Wilbur Mills sexretary could at least type. Hell his wife wouldn’t care if he had a sexretary,she knows nutters are faithful only to korporate amerika and the moola for which they stand.
3One thing that really irritates me about computers is that more and more of the applications are done with a graphics interface. Folks don’t have to be able to read. And whether or not Stockman can read, his secretary, er, administrative assistant, should be able to read and write.
4“BBBBBBBBBuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt, I doan no how to uze a computr,” stockman said to the staffer at FEC
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