No, No, Wait. Hold the Presses. This Wins!
Okay, you guys from foreign states got to know Texas Lt. Governor, David Dewhurst when (1) he lost to Ted Cruz in the GOP primary in Texas for the Senate seat, and then again (2) when he lost control of the Texas House during the Wendy Davis filibuster.
Dan Patrick
Dan Patrick, the Don King of Texas politics, is running against Dewhurst (lovingly known as The Dew) for Lt. Gov. in the GOP primary next year.
Texans for Dan Patrick have a new website that is the goofiest damn thing ever in the whole world. It’s David Dewhurst a cat.
I’m waiting for the response: Dan Patrick as pond scum.
Fine Dining at the GOP – Soylent Green.
The best thing that could happen? The primary gets postponed again until June and the fattest sumbitch left picking his teeth at the GOP table gets to hold office.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
Geeze Louise,,this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Good thing I had put the wine glass down before viewing. And we have how many more months of this before the election next year?
1Well, that has to be a first.
2Better than catnip and a fluffy mouse toy.
3I’d like to see Patrick debate Garfield the cat. After viewing his website…my money is on Garfield!
4Yes, but what enquiring minds really want to know is, do any of those cats approve this message?
5I really didn’t think Texas politics could get any goofier, but this proves I was sorely wrong!
6So Patrick is calling Dewhurst a puh … puh … puh … Oh, I just can’t say it on this website. Mama would be horrified!
7Sigh. We don’t have enough problems with trying to see that everyone who wants to vote, has an accurate and acceptable photo ID. We have to worry about the ever-shifting primary dates? I’m going to go read a dumb novel.
8Someone told Patrick that cats were very popular on the intertubes. Weirdly amusing. Still would not vote for him as hide inspector.
9Well, maybe it’s a tie: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e92_1265330879
10Made the mistake of showing this to my cat. Now he wants light sabers to attack the badly-trained neighborhood pit bulls. I love intertube cat gifs–appreciate the time and/or money someone spent for my amusement. That was the purpose, right?
11His ad will probably go ‘viral’ and before we know it Dan Patrick will be on the national GOP stage. What the heck, add another clown to the show.
12On behalf of puddy tats everywhere, these guys are dogs!
13Since I am a cat lover, I think the ad is totally cute and someone was rather clever in making it. Since I’m in CO, I don’t get a vote in TX but I hope one of the cats [not any of the sub-humans] will get the majority of the votes and Dew and Patrick can sit in the corner licking their whatevers!!
Happy Sunday to everyone!!
14Holy cow! The Repugs think we’ll be afraid of cats, sheep and pigs? They’ve all gone to the dogs. (not in a good way)
15Marcia, Dewhurst doesn’t have much in the way of whatevers left to lick after Wendy Davis and Kirk Watson ran out the clock on him at the end of the first special session. Patrick can go scratch, as they say back in the ol’ litter box. They should start calling him Smellypaws, because he wets himself every time he pees on Dewhurst.
16Memo to Dan Patrick:
Those extra 30 lbs. you’ve added to your face really make you look manly and statesman-like. Trust me, it’s a good look for you; don’t change a thing.
17@SteveTheReturned, those added pounds also make Patrick’s ugly little pointed nose look as if his plastic surgeon really got carried away. Or, is there really a correlation between the size of a man’s nose and another appendage? Enquiring minds would like to know.
18Why yes,June there is a direct correlation between the size of Patrick’s nostrils and the size of his index finger up to and including all knuckles. Rumour has it that all nutters place their initials on their index fingers so they can prove they have monogrammed handkerchiefs. Aren’t you glad you asked?
19This really IS a nice assortment of funny comments. Well done, y’all.
20Too bad the whole thing (layout, gifs and all) is a direct ripoff from Buzzfeed. http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/the-15-funniest-cat-gifs-of-the-summer
21Well, I don’t know anything about Texas politics, but I predict a real catfight!
22lynnN @10
I especially loved near the end when the demon sheep was crawling away from the camera.
23Only those on the dark side of the force use red light sabers.
24Just sayin’…
When Dan Patrick left his job as a teevee sportscaster in Houston (at Channel 11, IIRC), I remember thinking, “good, that’s the last we’ll ever hear of him!”
[sigh.]
25@Alice in Dallas, well, they even called it “DewFeed” right at the top…that’s almost like giving credit to BuzzFeed for a ‘thuglican!
26My cats have asked that I go on record as opposing the use of feline images in this insulting manner.
27They say it is “speciest”.
Speechless.
28If Dewhurst throws a fit,is it okay to call him Dew-fuss?
29Are those his real teeth or did he pay for them?
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