Rick Perry has decided that the reason he lost the last presidential election is that  he doesn’t have enough foreign policy experience.  Oh yeah, that was it.  That was totally it.  Everything else – perfect.  Foreign policy?  Couldn’t remember what country Mexico is in.  He guessed Guatemala and Lord knows that’s close, but not close enough for president, only vice president.

So, he decided to start small and build his way up.

He’s starting in the middle east.  He’s trying to get a big ole jug of peace liquor fermenting over there.

“We will be going to Israel to bring together Arabs, Christians and Jews in an educational forum,” Mr. Perry told The Washington Times in an interview just three days after he announced he would not seek an unprecedented fourth term as Texas governor.

Hey, this is not all bad news.  (1) Arabs (2) Christians, and (3) TaDa! Jews.   He remembered all three.  I told you he was making headway at Miss Mavis’ Memory School.

But, there’s one small problem.  “Most Christians living in the Middle East are Arabs. The people Perry should be inviting are called Muslims.”

Hey, it’s his damn middle east party and he’ll invite who he damn well wants to.

He did not know that damn Muslims were going to be involved.  They have all that Allah stuff and Chanukah funny looking women statues with twelve arms.  You know, like Guatemala.

An educational forum?  Led by Rick Perry?  Oh. Dear. Socrates.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.