What could possibly go wrong?

Sometimes we folks in Texas take neighborhood patrol seriously. Very seriously.

It’s a frightening sight to some Denton County neighbors: an armed gunman in a helicopter, hovering near North Texas homes. A gun range allows target practice from the air; the shooter hangs out of a helicopter, firing close to homes near Aubrey.

The owner of the helicopter charges $795 per person for 15 minutes. Make your reservations right here. He is quick to assure people in nearby neighborhoods that it is very quiet and will not disturb their everyday lives. You know, unless somebody accidentally shoots you. M

It appears that no mental health certification is required for the pilot or gunners. That’s nice because we wouldn’t want to make this difficult.

Thanks to Irene for the heads up.