Diagnosis – Cruzitis
Ted Cruz announced yesterday that the biggest obstacle to immigration reform is Barack Obama. When he said it little spittle things were coming out of the side of his mouth, his eyes were glazed over, and he was wiggling his fingers wildly in the air. Tomorrow Cruz will announce that Barack Obama has never fully explained his whereabouts during the Kennedy assassination and that he is a direct descendant of whatever landed in Roswell, New Mexico.
Ted Cruz has, in the words of Sen. Bob Menendez, a chronic case of Obamaphobia. PoliticusUSA puts it this way —
Cruz suffers from Obamaphobia, because he is a reflection of the voters that he is courting. He is preaching to the choir. Those who love Ted Cruz are obsessed almost to the point of mental illness with the “evils” of Barack Obama. For this reason, it is Ted Cruz’s egomaniacal political ambitions that are the biggest challenge to immigration reform.
Cruz’s behavior used to be called Obama Derangement Syndrome, but I think Obamaphobia is a better description. People like Cruz have progressed from derangement to a full on phobia of anything that is associated with the President of the United States.
I think Senator Menendez was being polite. I think Cruz is dog dump demented and has screw loose in his thinker assembly. Plus, his fiddle is missing two strings.
Thanks to Zyxomma for the heads up.
Oh yeah.. Crudz is definitely preaching to his choir. They are all a bunch of Faux News delusionists, many of whom still swear Obama is a Muslim Kenyan socialist… and they are all still circulating the same hateful emails among one another from 4 years ago. It is disgusting to watch the son of immigrant, who himself was born in Canada, look down his hooked nose at fellow souls who were not as lucky as he has been…. Wonder if he ever says, “there but for the Grace of God go I…? Nah. He doesn’t have that much class.
1“Tomorrow Cruz will announce that Barack Obama has never fully explained his whereabouts during the Kennedy assassination and that he is a direct descendant of whatever landed in Roswell, New Mexico.”
Praise the Lord and pass the tin-foil hats! Dear God, don’t give him any new ideas!
2I keep going back to Cruz’s Wiki page and reading it over and over again. Something is missing there and I can’t find what it is.
3According to his Wiki page he was a really smart dude right up until he started to run for senate then he had some sort of accident at a tea party and went do-do.
Maybe I’ll call his Mom and ask her if she has a clue what happened to his brain.
Anybody got her number?
Will just keep it simple,,,,,Cruz has always reminded me of every bad used-car salesman I ever had to deal with.
4Poor ol’ Cruz. I’d feel sorry for him if he didn’t make me so uneasy.
5The best that can be said about this megalomaniacal sociopath is that he is consistent. One can only hope that his choir is growing older and may soon not be available to vote, thus knocking the chair out from under him. He’s obviously been given enough rope to do the deed.
6This guy scares me a lot, mostly because I don’t think he’s dumb or confused. I think he’s a calculating unprincipled sociopath who will say anything at all to get what he wants. The fact that he’s smart is the scariest part of him.
7johio, Unless Cruz can both appear as a reasoned statesman while retaining his tea party base he most likely will remain a Senate back-bencher, noisy, but ineffective. He will continue to play to an enthusiastic conservative base and win renomination by Texas Republicans. In some ways he is like Sarah Palin, only bitchier.
8And not as cute as Caribou Barbie either. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t have enough hair for a bump-it anymore. His tinny whine is about as bad as silly Sarah’s too!
9Don’t you think Cruz resembles this “person?”
http://www.abc.net.au/abcforkids/sites/sesamestreet/muppets/character.htm?c=COUNT-VON-COUNT
Hooked nose and all!
10Amazing resemblance!
11Cruz doesn’t ahve to worry about a zombie eating his brains……
12“Ted Cruz has, in the words of Sen. Bob Menendez, a chronic case of Obamaphobia.” Too bad it’s not a terminal case!
13Man are heads gonna explode when Cruz comes out of the closet.
14You betcha, Miss PrissyBritches! Them wingnuts over at Faux have done everything but accuse Barack Obama of sneaking into Clarence House in London and doing away with the Queen Mother! Which would be a switch inasmuch as some of them have already blamed Hillary for that!
15The latest republican bro-mance.
16Eek, looks better from the front, photo ops now…take that back, let his burgeoning chrome dome shine –
Corinne Sabo, reminds me of a political cartoon of a couple watching Faux News with a couple of photos of people like Palin and Cruz on the wall. A mob of zombies bursts in shouting for “Brains… Brai– oh, crap.”
But there are way too many of them, and the buggers vote.
17Plus, he couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a flashlight.
18I figured out what that look on Cruz’s face reminds me of. Just like the look on Paul Ryan’s face.
19Remember the class snitch, the same smarmy look.
After seeing many many photos of Ted Cruz in the last few months, I have one small question — does he wear lipstick?
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