I Would Take It As a Message
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MONROE, Ohio – A six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a highway was struck by lightning in a thunderstorm Monday night and burned to the ground, police said.
The “King of Kings” statue, one of southwest Ohio’s most familiar landmarks, had stood since 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.
“They called it Touchdown Jesus because of the way its arms were held. Now they call it ‘This is How You Hack off God Jesus,” Juanita announces.
In related news, the 67 foot statue of General / President / Senator Sam Houston still stands. I just wanted you to know that.
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