Come on Over Here, Sugar, and I Can Fix That With a Pocket Knife and Fifteen Minutes Alone With Your Genitals
Please meet Mr. Bob FitzSimmonds, Republican Party of Virginia Treasurer and “very close friend” of gubernatorial nominee Ken Cuccinelli II (R).
Mr. FitzSimmonds is the “former executive director of what is now the Care Net Pregnancy Help Center and the former chair of the Virginia Crisis Pregnancy Center Directors Association”
He is also a man.
With an opinion.
And that opinion was fully expressed at last week’s state party convention when he was asked —
[Virginia blogger Ben Tribbett] asked FitzSimmon whether he supported the distribution of emergency contraception on college campuses. “I’m not a big fan of contraception, frankly,” the Republican Party official explained.
Dude, you’re a man. I can make you even less of a fan with a pocket knife.
Thanks to Hilary for the heads up.