You Will Know Them By Their Hats
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Juanita did not go to the Republican convention in Dallas this weekend.
Mainly because of hats like this.
“They say it’s supposed to be an elephant,” Juanita reports. “But the term peckerhead comes to mind.” (Sorry, Momma, but there’s no way to say that without being coarse. Phallichead just doesn’t cut it.)
You know how we have an international symbol for bathroom or right turns? This hat is the official international symbol for Rick Perry.
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