Damn, why didn’t I think of that!

Forget everything I wrote below.  THIS is how you win.  You get the endorsement of Jesus Christ when running for mayor.

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And she has the whole prove-me-wrong thing down to an art form.

Pierre, a registered nurse and 90s Creole-language pop star, said she prayed leading up to registering for her candidacy and received three signs that Jesus was her endorser.

“And what were those three things?,” asked Local 10’s Janine Stanwood.

“Well, I’m going to keep them private,” Pierre said.

Let’s see, there was (1) the likeness of Jesus on my toast, (2) I heard voices in my head, and … uh, (3) I’m not Rick Perry.

This race makes me want to move to North Miami.

The North Miami mayoral race has been full of shenanigans.

Last week, candidate Jean Marcellus was punched in the face inside his own campaign headquarters by an acquaintance. Candidate and former mayor Kevin Burns said he’s filed five police reports for stolen signs. Pierre said last month she was the target of voodoo spells.

And you thought Texas politics was fun.

Thanks again to Carl, who is keeping an eye on Florida for us.