And the Earth Trimbles in Anticipation
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The Republicans have their state convention in Dallas this weekend. That’s where a whole mess of old white people get together and try to out pray each other. Occasionally, they add to the excitement by wearing silly hats to match their silly ideas.
“There will be the usual assortment of misspelled signs, Obama hating home schooled children, a hoard of people using Jesus Christ as their own personal weapon, and a couple of teenagers smoking dope in the parking lot,” Juanita suspects.
We are hoping that we’ll have some new picture for you this weekend of people who want us to let them run our country again.
If you live in Dallas and send us some pictures, we’ll send you a gift certificate for one cup of coffee at Juanita’s. That’s a promise.