April 23, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
It appears that Elizabeth Colbert Busch has widen her lead against Mark Sanford.
I guess Ole Sanford can put on his hiking boots again. He’s sitting there like a painted lady at a prayer meeting hoping like hell that the choir won’t notice he’s drunk.
This one is worth winning just to hear Sanford explain his loss.
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That one is easy – it’s Nancy Pelosi’s fault he lost. You know, that PAC Nancy has enabled Elizabeth to win. No matter the fact that even regular people outside are sending Elizabeth money.
1As opposed to Sanford, who was a big dog, with a small bone.
2The bone of contention, as I see it, is Sanford’s betrayal of the public trust. Full-page ads aside, do the South Carolina voters think he deserves another chance to screw them? The smart money is on Colbert-Busch to boot his a** back to Argentina.
3Mark Sanford has got to be one of the least self aware people on the planet. He needs a brain scan to check for activity. I think his synaptic cleft is overfilled with extracellular fluid preventing neurotransmission of healthy thought processes.
Of course, I am not a doctor so, he may just be a narcissistic lying bag of crap.
4Lorraine, exquisitely said. I would add former Pres. Bush (just writing that gives me the tremors), as another one of the least self aware persons on the planet. He has the emotional depth of a rock, and has no regrets!! Dry drunk.
5He should become a preacher. He is such a good man.
And honestly, everybody is out to get him. Even when he violates a court order(And you wonder why the man is not allowed in the house without supervision, right?) he did it for the good of others.
He feels your pain, because now, he has pain too. You would not believe how mean people are to him, just because he cheated on his wife. It was with another women, right? Not a man. Why they gave Newt 3 changes after his affairs.
The Democrats are buying that race. So mean of them. You know why? Because the republicans don’t like him. because you know, that good ole boy Karl Rove would have shipped boat loads of money into the state if they wanted him to win. The ethics charges were not his fault either.
So I think that everybody should just be nice to him. If you are a nice person, you should vote for him. What else is he going to do? He could tell us all how to behave, how to cheat on our taxes and ethics forms. He could teach us how to cheat on our husbands or wives. How to get out of work, with no worries or cares. Lies work very well in this circumstance. Also for the cheating on the wife and the ethic stuff.
Actually, it’s all Obama’s fault. Don’t know why but I’ll think of something. Nancy Pelosi is also behind this.
So, if Mark Sanford loses this election he will become a man of God. Or lobbyist.
6You’re in great form today, Diane!
7While I don’t expect Mark’s paramour has much of a brain since she’s with him. However, since he doesn’t have enough sense to know not stick his head in a fire, she better have some sense. Maybe she realizes the only job he’s qualified for is to work only about 100 days a year and say “no” to everything. Yep, he’d make a perfect Republican representative.
Every day it becomes more apparent that Jenny was the one with brains in that family.
8I luvit: “sitting there like a painted lady at a prayer meeting hoping like hell that the choir won’t notice … ” is so apt for shrub, cork (sanford), chimpy and the rest of the republi-can’ts.
9Seriously, though folks, the republi-can’ts and tea-partiers have no emotional, intellectual or moral standing and have abandonded reality like it’s a social disease.
If Mark needs another job, I hear the City of San Francisco may be hiring:
San Francisco may have banned the exposure of genitalia, but that’s not stopping the Department of Public Health from bringing back its giant Healthy Penis. Yes, the beloved six-foot-tall mascot for safe sex is literally coming out of the closet and will be back at parades and other city events – and this time he comes with free penis-shaped stress toys!
http://blog.sfgate.com/cityinsider/2013/04/22/the-healthy-penis-comes-out-of-retirement/
Mark wouldn’t even need a costume…
10Does Mark Sanford think he’s Juan Domingo Peron? His campaign logo is pale blue, white and pale blue… like the flag of that country said to be at the end of the Appalachian Trail:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/dorsey/mark-sanfords-campaign-banner-looks-like-the-argentine-flag
11Saw elsewhere that Travellin’ Sanford actually debated a CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF NANCY PELOSI,on a sidewalk in front of a medical center.I wondered two things about this: (1)Why debate Cardboard Pelosi when she is not your opponent in the election? and (2)Did you hold the “debate” outside a hospital so medical care would be handy in case of an attack on you by Cardboard Pelosi?
12What is it with Rethuglican men?
“(1)Why debate Cardboard Pelosi when she is not your opponent in the election?”
Because sometimes you go to debate the person you want to debate and not the person you have to debate or the person you must debate at a later time.
“(2)Did you hold the “debate” outside a hospital so medical care would be handy in case of an attack on you by Cardboard Pelosi?”
Liberals — and even cardboard cutouts of them — don’t fight fair, and having medical services nearby seemed like a prudent idea. It did beat me senseless, so, fortunately, I did not need medical attention. Although, the painful arterial paper cut I received when it tipped over in the breeze was uncalled for and over-the-top. Accordingly, I’ve called on Nancy Pelosi to apologize for her vicious attack.
13Lordy! He looked so foolish in that pic that surely surely! that image will last FOREVER! It’s one for the album…paste it next to the pic of Clint and his empty chair.
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