Snidely Whiplash Apprehended!
Dudley Doright and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have saved Sweet Nell Fenwick at last!
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police are expected to announce Monday afternoon that Canadian law enforcement officials have “thwarted a plot to carry out a major terrorist attack, arresting suspects in Ontario and Quebec,” the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation reported.
Well done, Mounties. I’m glad you always get your man.
I guess Ole Louie Gohmert is disappointed that instead of disguising themselves as Mexicans, terrorists are disguising themselves as Canadians.
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You are laugh-out-loud hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
1BTW – off topic – I saw a commercial for Dairy Queen $5.00 lunch deals and there was a written disclaimer saying the “offer may vary in Texas.”
Huh? Can Alfredo shed some light on this?
Mon Dieu! C’est Monsieur Pepe Le Piu en Quebec? Or was it Boris and Natasha in Ontario? Gohmert’s gonna be so corn-fused.
2Someone must have leaked something. Most law enforcement agencies don’t publicize this stuff. Terrorists love publicity. Spreading fear and mayhem is their goal. If law enforcement doesn’t acknowledge it when they shut it down, the terrorists don’t get to be public martyrs.
3Home town is Perth, Ontario. Just love this! Whoops, gotta go out and about!
4Stupid terrists! All they had to do was plan to rape a teen aged girl and post pictures on Facebook and the RCMP would never have found them.
5Jan, DQ of Texas seceded from DQ about 40 years ago. They were ahead of their time I guess.
6Never did trust that Red Green feller.
7Klondike Kat ALWAYS gets his mouse.
8So, they were trained to act Hispanic in Canada, eh? Sort of like Ted Cruz…
9A friend works at the border. He told us on Friday that the feds were sending swat teams to the border north of us. He did not know what was going on.
We did not hear anything about why they were here. Till yesterday.
Congratulations Canada.
10If another from the bush family gets elected, I’m heading north!