The Belles

April 22, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you’ve been around here very long, you’ve heard me talk about the Belles of Heaven Republican Women’s Club.  That’s not their real name.  Their real name is the Spirit of Freedom Republican Women’s Club.

I started calling them the Belles of Heaven about 10 years ago and now even other Republicans call them that.

I think we’re due for a name change.  Click the little one to see the big one.

The Moron Roundup Republican Women’s Club?

Louie Gohmert?  I used to send Fenway Fran to spy for me at these events, but she moved and it is becoming increasingly hard to blend in with this picture of their officers ….

We live in a majority minority county so by way of contrast, here’s the Democratic Women’s group in the same county, taken last month at the Blue Ribbon Day in Austin.

You tell me which group looks more in touch with reality.

Okay, I’m looking for a volunteer to go tape Louie.  Let me know if you can do it.

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  1. I’d love to tape Louie–except for the geographical thing–I live in Ohio and the color thing—I’m obviously a black woman who is so liberal that I would freeze the smiles on the Belles of Hells faces.

    Also, I think its unwise to feed people before Louie speaks. If these people were sane—the place would become a vomitarium.

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  2. TexasEllen says:

    A light lunch? That means the County Judge who is buying has a limited budget for this sort of silliness and that means Alfredo at the Dairy Queen will be cranking out a mess of Blizzards, post Louie.

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  3. Expanding background checks for would-be gun owners is a commonsense proposal much like requiring a photo ID before someone is allowed to vote. Both have overwhelming support.

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  4. Do you offer hazard insurance to do this?????

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  5. Juanita Jean says:

    Uh, Roy Mark, you’ve got it floored in neutral there. That’s not alike at all. One wants to keep guns out of the hands of criminals and the other wants to keep grandma from voting. Not the same.

    Background checks are more like me having to get my car inspected yearly or registering it and having an identifiable license tag on it.

    And, psssstttt… you’re commenting on the wrong thread.

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  6. fenway fran says:

    DANG! I will be flying in to Austin on the 15th…I should have planned this trip better, I would have squeezed in some Louie Louie time.

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  7. SomedayGirl says:

    Wait…Bubba’s a chick???

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  8. I agree with angela– I assume it’s a “light lunch” so there’s less to come back up when Louie starts talking.

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  9. BarbinDC says:

    I’d jump on a plane a go, but there is no way I could behave myself.

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  10. @somedayGirl … evidently Bubba is a chick with a heckuva beard … LOL

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  11. maryelle says:

    Hats off to Fenway Fran for infiltrating that group. Sounds like scary business. Are they aware of this site? If so, they’ll be laying in wait.

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  12. Light lunch? They’re serving helium?

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  13. I’d go but y’all would all have to chip in for bail money after I smacked him on the back of the head for being such a nitwit.

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  14. Corinne Sabo says:

    It will be a ligh tlunch because Louie turns even their stomachs.

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  15. Ol'Scout says:

    “Moron Republican Women’s Club”
    or
    “Moron republi-can’t female Klub”

    Calling them women is an insult to real women. Ladies is more like it.

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  16. Sam in Kyle says:

    Wonder if Bob Hebert and his good friend disgraced Judge Blackstone (sexual harassment) will be sharing any anecdotes or pictures with the ladies?

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  17. I’m pretty sure I’m white enough, and I’d volunteer except for the geography thing. Sadly, like BarbinDC and SandyP, I’m pretty sure I’d need some bail money. Also, my stomach just isn’t as strong as it ustawas.

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  18. Methinks the good county judge knows a few of these patriotic women intimately.

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  19. Sorry JJ. Even tho’ I’m probably the one who would have the least miles to go.

    I have no stomach for either Louie or the Hell’s Belles.

    The man makes me cringe just looking at him. Listening to him…. like somebody’s fake acrylic nails down a blackboard. And, I have little to no patience with women who vote against what’s best for their own sex.

    I’m going to have to pass on this one.

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  20. I’m tempted to suggest everyone call and claim they will attend and want lunch…so that the light lunch costs more.

    You don’t have to show up, just say you will…along with giving them a fake name and contact info so they can’t start hitting you up for donations.

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  21. If I was forced to sit through a Gohmert speech, my dessert after that “light lunch” would probably be tossed cookies.

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  22. Nice name for the Rethuglican Ding-a-Lings, I’m sure they want to take SOMEbodies out to lunch, possibly just not Louie.

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