Thank God For The Bible Belt
You know, if this country didn’t have the Bible Belt, sin and wickedness would reign all over the land.
Two high-ranking officials at the state Department of Agriculture resigned after hosting a drunken party during a government-funded training session and then going skinny dipping with several employees, according to an investigation released Wednesday.
Chief Operating Officer Billy Skaggs and Oscar Garrison, director of the food safety division, both resigned March 30. Several others were disciplined for their conduct during the Sept. 17 incident.
Well hell, Billy Bob, food inspection is a high pressure job and if ya can’t get nakkid and party every now and then, what’s the use of having a government job?
Oscar and Billy - Clothed
Now see, if this had happened in California, where they have banned Bibles and Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, then nobody would have said diddle squat. But because it’s Georgia, Billy and Oscar got the publicity they needed to let the word out that they are party animals.
Is the Bible Belt great or what?
The only thing that would make this more fun is that if were the Evangelibaggers in Tennessee getting busted rather than Georgia. Yep, Land-O-Mega Churches here just seems to have embezzlers, not nekkid parties, but we can hope~
1Hey, I shout foul! Here in lovely California, I am not only on my way to church, but have attended parties where people got Nakkid in the hot tubs–it’s the best of both worlds, even little baby Jesus came Nakkid into the world–I know some crazy folk who think we all should be that way all the time ( but they live in Flordia!)
2My Momma would be very offended that you could think she wasn’t a Christian–and all those shyster TV preachers would be a lot poorer without her-and they are not very Christian in my book!
Just saying…
Whew, for a minute there I thought you were talking about TAYUKSIS, and I couldn’t imagine Tayuksins doing such things. What I wanna know is, what were they being trained for? It WAS a training session, wadn’t it? Maybe they were figuring out the fastest way to rescue someone drowning in the stock tank.
3I agree! What’s the use?
4While waiting for moderation; I am reminded of Joe Bob,’ the drive-in movie critic of Grapevine, Texas’. Joe Bob wrote many funny articles for the Dallas Times Herald until one hilarious article got him fired and he then wrote for the weekly and went on to national fame. The Herald was the less conservative of the Dallas dailies, and the first to cease publishing.
5To be totally accurate, it’s the Bible and red suspenders. That doesn’t play well, does it?
6I’m a pretty open guy (nudist colony in the past) but the thought of seeing these idiots nekkid is just offensive.
I loved Joe Bob. He got in trouble for calling Michael Jackson’s video “We Are the Weird”.
7They get nekkid in Georgia? Even Newt?
8Newtie? Nekkid? Let Calista take one for the team and testify. After all, that’s why she makes the big bucks!
9Heck, the gov in Georgia is still worried about integrated high school proms.
10Thanks, JJ, for showing them clothed. I’m on the way to bed and don’t really need nightmares or nausea.
11Our governor is against integrated proms. My rep is still yammering about the 47%. And the Ag dept is having parties with drinking and skinny dipping. It’s not just Texas politicians who are wacko!
12The Bible Belt seems to have slipped upwards and be cutting off their oxygen.
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