The Best Part of The Senate Allowing Gun Debate? Ted Cruz Losing His Toy.
When the United States Senate voted 68 – 31 to allow a gun debate, Senator Ted Cruz shrunk 6 inches. He was the most disappointed man in America.
This was his chance to make a name for himself with a big media splash as the guy who thinks there’s nothing this country could or should do to keep another Sandy Hook from happening. And they took it away from him.
He lost the chance for his moral outrage to be the real victim at Sandy Hook.
So now he’s standing around with his gun in his hand and no one to shoot. That’s kinda sad.
Nah …..
Thanks to Mary for the heads up.
Assuming he had as much as 6 inches to shrink in the first place. If not, does that make him a gender bender? Empty-handed … no gun … no bullets.
1If Mr. Cruz takes some Viagra, he’ll get taller and stand up straighter.
2Well, he can always dress up as a coyote and go for a run with Rick Perry.
3As George Costanza noted on “Seinfeld,” there’s nothing more humiliating than shrinkage.
4Pleas let be the first of many more nips of the reality whip for
5ol’ Carnival.
AS IF he had six inches to shrink…
6Actually, I don’t think the Cruzer gives a ratsphincter about this or any other issue. He’s just looking for a place to set up his megaphone so people will look at him and marvel at his grandiloquence. He wouldn’t know how to spell moral outrage.
7Every Senator that voted against the bill is a moral pariah. Cruz better get used to losing.
8If it is a choice between the Sandy Hook families and Carnival Cruz, it’s a no brainer.
9He was soooo ready stand up there and spout. Moby Cruz will have to wait another day to display his Great White Windiness. Although the oncoming debate will, no doubt, offer other opportunities to spew.
10Couldn’t happen to a bigger schmuck. Bring on the shrinkage.
11Poor Carnival Cruz. His ship is leaking badly…..
12TeddyBoy waltzed into the US Senate thinking he was at the height of power – now, after 4 months of continuous and total idiocy, he has landed in the Land of Lilliputians~good riddance~perhaps in 2014, 2016, 2018, enough poor people who claim to be RePigs will be so broke and sick they will get out and vote to rid the good ole USA of the imbeciles they voted into office “cuz of the black guy”….
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