Jonesboro, Texas, is a small town between Waco and the end of the earth.

There’s not much to do there since they shut down the bowling alley, but the trailer park does attract some attention.

Jamie Jeanette

A Jonesboro woman was arrested on DWI charges after police say she slammed into a mobile home then tried to leave the scene of the accident in a child’s battery-operated truck.

Jamie Jeanette Craft, 29, is also charged with public intoxication, refusal to submit, disorderly conduct, leaving the scene of an accident with property damage and driving while license canceled, suspended or revoked.

Come to find out, Jamie Jeanette was driving her Texas redneck edition 2001 Pontiac Grand Am when she slammed into the trailer, where she proceeded to scream at the owner for putting his trailer way too damn close to where she likes to drive off road.

She couldn’t get the toy car to do anything other than go in circles.   So, dressed only in a sweatshirt with no pants or shoes, she then decided to walk to her mother’s house, where police found her and held her up to blow a .217 on the drunk-o-meter, which is triple drunk.

Here’s the best part.  It was 5:30 on a Sunday afternoon.

Just for the helluva it, I check to see and discovered to my everlasting gratitude that Jamie Jeanette is not a registered voter in Texas.  So mark that down for one less vote for Rick Perry.

EDIT:  I hate to ruin a good story but it has been brought to my attention that this is Jonesboro, Arkansas, not Jonesboro, Texas.  In my weak defense, it’s plenty hard to tell the two states apart when it comes to drunk women wearing sweatshirts and nothing else.

Thanks to Gay for the heads up.