And I Do Mean Kinky

March 04, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas man-about-pasture, Kinky Friedman, is once again pondering on running for Governor of Texas.

Kinky writes books, sings songs, offends damn near everybody, and has no visible means of support except for his occasional Bi-Polar World Tours.

Kinky has run for Governor, Agriculture Commissioner, and the county line. He is funny.

Last week in Dallas, he startled the world with his plans for the great up yonder.

Kinky reports that he has made out his will. He says, “I’m gonna be cremated and I want my ashes spread on Rick Perry’s hair.”

Never to be seen again.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “And I Do Mean Kinky”


  1. Mike in MO says:
    March 4, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    I’m not wishing ANY bad luck or health upon Kinky, but I’d almost pay good money to witness his will being carried out.

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  2. gramiam says:
    March 4, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    On Rick Perry’s hair, huh? I like it!

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  3. Aghast Independent says:
    March 4, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Kinky,
    The last thing we wish for you is to end up in Rick’s hair. Fleas, lice, scabies, mange and ringworm would be more appropriate…..

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  4. Diane says:
    March 4, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Since he wants to be that up close and personal with the manly Rick, I take it he’s running as a republican?

    Or is he trying to contain the crazy that emanates from rick’s mind?

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  5. crone says:
    March 4, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    IIRC, he also ran for JP as a Republican some years back.

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  6. Umptydump says:
    March 4, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    It’s nice to hear that old Kinky is around and about. Haven’t heard much from him lately. Of one thing we can be sure – he has been and ever will be his own man.

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  7. TexasTrailerParkTrash says:
    March 4, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    I love the Kinkster. Here are two of my favorite quotes:

    “Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.”

    “I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn’t hold ‘em under long enough.”

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  8. DaddywasaTexan says:
    March 4, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    Wonder where I put that bumper sticker from his last run… Love that Kinky & the Texas Jewboys.

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  9. Corinne Sabo says:
    March 4, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    He must have another book coming out at the same time as the governor’s election. He got a lot of free publicity for his book last time.

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  10. Lynne says:
    March 4, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    Kinky Friedman? Isn’t he a villain in a Stephanie Plum mystery?

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  11. Marge Wood says:
    March 4, 2013 at 9:05 pm

    Laughing at all the comments. Can’t you just see Perry shaking ashes out of his hair?

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