Boehner Boosts President’s Poll Numbers. Thank You Card Mailed.
Okay, Boehner, first I would like to thank you for reminding everybody that this President ordered a bullet to bin Laden’s head and that George Bush was scared of horses. Sometimes we forget that Bush didn’t think about bin Laden very much because it scared him.
Second off, you argue that the President does not have the courage to go against his party. That doesn’t take courage; that takes idiot. His party elected him. In a damn landslide.
America had a choice. Your ideas or Barack Obama’s ideas. You lost. You got beat so badly that your grandchildren will be born shaking. We knocked you cold enough to skate on. We nailed your hide to the barn wall and gave you a what-for lesson.
The American people don’t want to cut spending. They want to help their neighbors in time of trouble with Nemo or Sandy. They think education is important enough to spend money on. They think Medicare is a sacred contract with their parents and grandparents. They think an honest day’s work should pay an honest wage. They believe health care should be affordable to all Americans.
But most importantly, they know history. They know that cutting spending during a recession is the worst thing you can do. It would send the country into a full blown depression, which you, of course, is what you want.
There’s a difference in guts and gall. You, Boehner, talk big for man whose breath smells of hen feathers.
John is the kind of man who draws a crowd, then throws rocks through the front window of a house screaming for the man who wronged him to come out and get whipped. When the crowd disperses patting him on the back for his bravery—- he heaves a sigh of relief that nobody realized he was throwing rocks at a deserted house.
Idiot man.
1This might just be the most interesting SOTU ever! I want to watch the Republicans reactions and do a little gloating. I’ve got a feeling they are gonna get pounded tonight. (giggle, snort)
2Boehner is pitiful, he cannot control his caucus, in fact at times when Cantor has his face in front of the camera doing the repub’s talking I wonder if Boehner is in a back room either hung over or crying.
3He talks about the president not having the “guts” to cut spending. This man doesn’t have the guts to face his own party whackos to get something essential done. This man only has guts when he goes out in the evening for his evening cocktail. The Bonehead is a loser from the getgo. Hope the next election cycle sees him gone.
4I truly believe Boehner is drunk every single day – and I wish that would all be breathalyzed and drug-tested BEFORE every vote, filibuster, whatever. I just know there are pill heads and drunks in at least 25% of the 535 in Congress.
5Anyone see Jimmy Fallon’s skit last night? It was of Obama giving his State of the Union address, with Biden and Boehner sitting behind him. Fallon does a great bawl-bag Boehner.
6The orange dye has really affected what little brain he had.
7Let’s ALL send John the Boner a personal thank you note!
8Would we all support raising the min wage to a living wage. Like $20/hr pretty soon. Walmart needs to be made to page a good wage so the “associates” can afford insurance @ < 30 hrs a week. Works for me.
9I was just glad the the Bone Man finally found his hankie, Kleenex, whatever — anything to keep me from seeing him wipe his nose on his hand again. I don’t know if he was sick or weeping.
10Speaker Boehner’s nonstop smirks and general contempt in the background as Obama spoke truly marks this “Master of the House” as the epitome of Madame Thénardier’s lament in the musical Les Misérables:
“`Master of the house?’
11Isn’t worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher’
– and lifelong sh*t!
Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks he’s quite a lover
But there’s not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how I’ve lasted
Living with this b*st*rd in the house
Master of the house.
Master and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Ah, don’t make me laugh!
Servant to the poor. Butler to the great.
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master’s *rse.
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!”