The Girl Scouts welcome all girls, regardless of the gender preference.  Women are generally more understanding of these things.

Let’s just tell the damn truth:  if lesbianism were a choice, we’d all be lesbians.  That’s how I know that lesbians are born and not made.  I mean, who the hell wants to live with something that gets jock itch or thinks peeing outside is very cool?

Our Governor, Rick Perry, is so upset that the Boy Scouts are even considering excluding gay kids that he’s stomping his little feet.

He also disagreed that allowing members of all sexual preferences would make the Scouts more tolerant: “I think you get tolerance and diversity every day in Scouting.”

And, yes, we teach tolerance by saying, “Look, tolerate gay men all you want but fergodsake do not sit next to them or look at them.”

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again – any man that obsessed with the gays is hiding something.

Thanks to Steve for the heads up.