Maybe His Tangue Got Tungled Up or He Has Dame Bramage
But my bet is that he’s just goofy.
Texas Lt. Gov David Dewhurst, who during his primary race against Ted Cruz was referred to as “the almost sane one,” is losing ground on that title.
You mean like arm college students or extort women with the threat of a trans-vaginal ultrasound? Is that what you’re bragging about?
Hey, Dew, although I am certain that you didn’t mean to say that we do things in Texas that people with a fully functioning brain would never do, at least you’re looking in the right direction.
Thanks to Jim Henson for catching that one.
Some wise sage said, “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” I think Dewhurst has had both.
1Good googly moogly! That poor soul is just running down the highways and byways of Texas wearing his pants and socks as a hat.
2That has to be…bifurcated into “That’s hilarious” and “OMG that’s insane and damned scary.”
3Of course…on second thought…or third…you gotta wonder if Dewhurst’s co-crazies already had their lobotomy or just never had a frontal lobe to start with.
4Is he advocating for giving DC a lobotomy? Is that part of the platform? Isn’t electing Republicans the same as giving DC a lobotomy? I’m confused.
5Hey you all……at least he spoke the TRUTH…and when it’s brought to his attention, he’ll “disremember.”
6Is he saying that Texas is like Washington DC after it has a frontal lobotomy?
7I like Molly Ivin’s comment on one GOPer: “If his IQ were any lower, we’d have to water him twice a day”. Seem to fit this guy just right.
8Ya know, I am personally acquainted with a great many plants, any one of whom would raise the collective IQ of the Lege. For that matter, I know a number of rocks that are capable of same! Mind you, Molly’s been in Heaven whooping it up for a while now!
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