Fox News Lose
Okay, I watched Hillary Clinton’s testimony again last night. Outside of the fact that John McCain really should be taken off the track and put out to stud or something and Rand Paul has Presidential fantasies that make me snort-laugh out of my nose, I had to blink twice when I saw Fox New’s summary of her testimony.
Really, now?
It kinda makes you wonder what they were watching. Anybody who can hear thunder and see lightening did not see what Fox News saw.
But, in their defense, I am absolutely dead solid certain that’s what they wish they saw. And also in their defense, I am certain that they made that cool graphic weeks prior to her testimony and didn’t want to scrap it because cool graphics are hard and confusing.
Honey, she whipped them silly while recovering from a blood clot in her brain. Once that is cleared up, they might want to clear out.
Thanks to Ashley for the heads up.
Amen sister! Amen!
I had to turn off Rand Paul, the man made my blood boil! What an arrogant, smug, self aggrandizing, annoying twit! A walk through the oceans of that man’s intellect would scarcely get your feet wet. When he told Hillary that, If HE, was President he would have fired her, my husband looked at me and said, “Okay, we are changing channels before one of us breaks the TV.”
I still don’t get why they hate her so much. It can’t just be because they are afraid of her, or because she is smarter than all of them put together, or because she has more forgiveness in her little finger than they do in their entire bodies can it?
1Apparently, the plural of dofus is Fox News.
2This is why FAUX viewers are less informed than people who never watch or read news at all. FAUX takes whatever is happening, runs it through the FAUX alternative realty machine, and spews it out to their viewers – who take it for Gospel. I have relatives that cannot be reasoned with – they believe everything FAUX tells them. They never, ever watch the events themselves, preferring to just let FAUX take care of it for them.
As to Rand, I know she has more class, but I wish Hillary had told him that he will never get the opportunity to fire a Secretary of State, so he needn’t worry about it..
3They thought they use hate and fear as a weapon to rile up folks and to shut down logical analytical thought, but in reality, the GOP has turned into the victim of fear and hate–and they cannot recognize how to break from that emotional state.
And because of it, they will not EVER be able to recognize their own hypocrisy…because then they would have to admit they’ve become victims of the rhetoric.
4She has more balls than they do, too.
5I’m with Cheryl, I wanted her to say. . .
“Senator Paul, you are not the President, you never will be the President. You can’t fire the Secretary of State and you will never be able to fire any Secretaries of State.
Now please return your seats to the upright and locked position and prepare for reality.”
But then, I’m not the Secretary of State, and I never will be the Secretary of state. . .
I guess it works both ways.
6Cheryl pegged it! Can’t add anything to what she said, except for what Ralph said.
7I TRIED to catch FAUX’s version of the hearings……but I only have a few BP pills left………
8Faux News “Flaws and Biases”, What should be expected from this pack of —————–(not to offend Moma.
9If the Repugnicans pull off their plan to use their gerrymandered congressional districts to allocate electoral votes, Rand Paul could end up as President. Ohio, Virginia, Michigan, Florida, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania all have Repugnicant governors and legislatures and ALEC is handing out model legislation that would have — if in effect last year — handed the election to Romney.
10I wish she had said, “Senator Paul, I’ve always believed you are dumber than owlschit, and nothing you have said today has changed my mind.”
11I watched Hillary’s testimony with The Hubster. He said the Repugnants used every play in their Little Sexist Pig Playbooks. How dare that stupid Rand Paul talk to her as a naughty little girl who should be sent to bed with no supper! And they don’t understand why they have to cheat to win? They went way past dumb a long long time ago. ACK!!
12Everybody has said it so well already:
Randal Paul will NEVER have the opportunity to fire SoS – he will be back in Bowling Green come 2016~and I will NEVER visit his office.
13I was wondering if there is a more smarmy ba***rd in the entire inhabited world Then Sen aRuined Paul of Kentucky, but thankfully you reminded me of the entire Fox NONews staff.
14That’s the extent of their vocabulary????
15Those fools should have listened carefully and taken notes in an attempt (feeble as it would be) to learn even some small bit of what HC knows about foreign policy and I suppose everything else. Paul and Johnson demonstrated (to their detriment) that they can rile up their teaparty base but never appeal to a national constituency. Their attempts to somehow hurt Clinton only allowed her to show herself at her best. They’ve been waiting months to damage her. They failed miserably. They are stupid little people who can’t think outside their warped little boxes.
16Fox couldn’t figure out what Hillary said because she used words with more than 2 letters in them.
17http://www.gocomics.com/jeffdanziger/2013/01/24
Danziger has a good cartoon for this occasion.
18I believe the turn of phrase ‘does not take hostages’ is appropriate to Hillary. That woman ‘has a pair’, and boys, I’m pretty sure I’m not talkin’ about what you all usually are talkin’ about, when using that particular turn of phrase.
19Fortunately Dems with vaginas have a way to shut that whole thing down, whether it’s Repubs asking stupid partisan “questions” or FOX making stupid comments.
20Senator Ron Johnson is NOT from Colorado…. Colorado has 2 DEMOCRATIC Senators,,,,,,, Mark Udall and Michael Bennett. Danziger has probably tired of hearing of his mistake on his cartoon.
21I didn’t think things could get much worse for Kentucky than Jim Bunning, but then Rand Paul was elected senator to succeed Bunning in 2010. There is a bright side, however. Keep him around to run for president in 2016. Putting him on the national stage will only create more confusion and disarray for the right wingers.
22Tom Toles’ cartoon on the Grand Old Pranksters?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/toles
Love Telnaes’ animated cartoons – see Hillary:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/telnaes
Her drawings of J. Scalia’s hat choices is choice.
23I lost track of which online news said that HC had been “angry and emotional.” Men don’t get called “emotional” unless they have a hysterical sobbing public breakdown and get taken away for a rest cure.
Wouldn’t have minded seeing Paul and a few others get emotional….
24Don A. raises a salient point: the Republican gerrymandering and attempts to change the way electoral votes are cast in blue states may well come to pass. Pennsylavania’s Repug governor and Repug controlled state congress have already introduced the bill. They tried the Voter ID
25obstruction and since that didn’t work, the plan is to cheat on a grander scale. Hillary’s chances may be dashed by this, as well as our country’s.