Y’all, He’s from Texas. He Can’t Count Real Good.
I want y’all to meet Jeb Hensarling, a Republican congressman from the Texas 5th congressional district. He ain’t terribly bright so that’s probably why you’ve never heard of him.
What, Me Worry Hensarling
Well, Jeb tried to take on Soledad O’Brien while she was committing journalism. First off, Jeb could not for the life of himself explain in simple English why he was against a tax cut for the middle class and why he wouldn’t go along on raising taxes on the richest 2%.
Soledad pointed out that was President Obama’s platform and he got elected on that platform and so maybe that’s what the people want.
Ole Jeb got his feathers ruffled up on that one and spouted off ….
HENSARLING: The President won 51-49. He has an electoral college victory. It’s good enough to get him re-elected but not enough to give him a mandate.
Where did this 51-49 come from?
Ya know, as I recall, Obama’s victory was much larger than Dubya’s but Jeb thought Dubya had a mandate. Maybe that was only in Texas.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.
If Rep Hensarling can’t find man date, Obama don’t get no mandate either.
1Whoa! Alfred E. Neuman lives. He has another likeness that you might recognize from a recent candidate, but that image is from 1930-1945. Kind of scary that Neuman’s image presents in these two repugnants.
Sorry I’m unable to link so you’ll have to copy/paste or right click… you know the way.
Whttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Me_worry%3F_No,_I_buy_auto_parts_from_James_Evans_Parts_Co.,_337_West_Tyler_St.,_Longview,_Texas.jpgAlfred E. Neuman
2whoops, try again:
Whttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Me_worry%3F_No,_I_buy_auto_parts_from_James_Evans_Parts_Co.,_337_West_Tyler_St.,_Longview,_Texas.jpgAlfred E. Neuman
3ok I give up. Go to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_E._Neuman
scroll down and find a pic of Neuman that has a close resemblance to wolf boy Ryan. You’ll know it when you see it.
4What is with it with these good ole boys? This is yet another in an endless line of them that can’t do the math as in the guy who got mad at the school system for not telling him exactly when to pick up his kid on an early release time of 2 hours. Heck, good ole boy, you start with the usual dismissal time of 2 PM and count backwards two hours and stop when you get to 12 Noon! And if good ole boy is a product of that same school system, his kid isn’t going to be any smarter! More’s the pity!
5Another Rethug living in an alternate universe.
6Perhaps this guy was a student of Karl Roves “The Math” class?
7But the thing is….
He’s got a nice smile. Takes a good picture.
That gets you elected in Texas.
8Oh….. and good hair.
9He just looks like a slimy used car salesman.
10If Jeb lived in a district with a higher number than 5, could he have handled it?
11I have heard stumps speak that were more articulate than that.
12That hair looks to be a separate part. If he has a red one he would be A.E.Newman.
13Only Republicans get mandates. True fact.
14Jeb, honey, Mittens got 47%. It’s his special number. Obama got more than 51% And Obama got 120 more electoral votes.
15After living for years under the Ignorance of another Jeb- Bush Governor; I have reached the conclusion that the lower the IQ the more likely they are to be named Jeb!
16I expect the reason they don’t support a tax cut for the 98% despite their avowed love of any and all tax cuts is similar to the reason why they do support a value added (national sales) tax. They are regressive and so are their policies.
17He must think a platform is that thing they dive off of at the Olympics…
18Try this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Me_worry%3F_No,_I_buy_auto_parts_from_James_Evans_Parts_Co.,_337_West_Tyler_St.,_Longview,_Texas.jpg
19Okay now, let’s properly present/spell his name, you know:
20“He Snarling!”