There’s A Damn Good Reason
Every single one of you has emailed me about Louie Gohmert being the only congressvarmint to vote against taking the word “lunatic” out of out of federal codes .
There is a perfectly good reason he did that.
It’s his middle name.
Be nice.
He thought they were voting him out.
1Even his rant about Buffet and tax cuts doesn’t make any sense. He probably would have voted for replacing the word lunatic with Louie; from now on I’ll be using Louie as a synonym for lunatic.
2Middle name? I thought it was his title.
3There are so few words that Gohnert has a grasp of this will cripple his critiques of “librulizm”
4I see where a Fox News guy said Gohmert is “one of the few serious people in congress” So I guess all the “yes” voters were just playing.
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/foxs-steyn-louis-gohmert-one-few-serious
5From the wiki entry on Louie:
In a 2012 meeting of the House Natural Resources Committee, Gohmert stated his strong support of a trans-Alaskan pipeline, as a means for caribou to have more sex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louie_Gohmert
Like Molly Ivins said, “You just can’t make this stuff up.”
6Our village idiot strikes again. This man makes me ashamed to live in East Texas.
7Louie, Louie you gotta GO!!
8Louie has quite the gift for cognitive dissonance.
9Oh, Good Grief.
All the schools Louie attended need to be closed & burned to the ground. And all the people that voted for him over the years need to be rounded up and given a tetnus shot. Or something.
10I bet you 5 American dollars that when that sapsucker was growing up his classmates called him “Lunitic” Gomert. No wonder he was so dead set against changing the wording…he thought they were talking about him. Personally, I have to wonder if maybe they actually were. He’s certainly a lunitic of the first magnitude.
11Why did he fight to keep “lunatics” in? Because that’s his base.
12Psst, psst Louie. Next week the libruls is gonna try to eliminate the words “batshit crazy” from the Federal Code. Go to the floor and denounce this!
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