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A lot of folks are showing up at the Beauty Salon this morning wanting to know about State Board of Education member Cynthia Dunbar and if whatever it is she has is in any way contagious.  They also want to know where she found such a self-righteous high horse to ride.

The lovely Ms. Dunbar, armed with a degree from Pat Robert’s University and a charter membership to the Belles of Heaven Republican Women’s Club, lives just down the street from the Beauty Salon in upscale downtown Richmond, Texas.

Ms. Dunbar, who wildly and insanely claims to be pro-family, divorced her husband Glen two years ago in  a hotly ugly court proceeding.  And, although he is still registered to vote at her house, they most certainly do not live together any longer.

The circumstances of their divorce is why Ms. Dunbar is such a  bitter woman.  I said that I would not reveal the intimate details if she did not run for the Board of Education again.  She is not running for re-election.  So, I will keep my end of the bargain.

However, it would help if she would keep from making an international fool of herself and the entire State of Texas.

Cynthia Dunbar does not have a high regard for her local schools. She has called them unconstitutional, tyrannical and tools of perversion. The conservative Texas lawyer has even likened sending children to her state’s schools to “throwing them in to the enemy’s flames”. Her hostility runs so deep that she educated her own offspring at home and at private Christian establishments.

“Cynthia, babe, you have not earned the right to judge other people,” Juanita warns. “You have not.  You know that.  Everybody in town knows that.  Now, be a nice girl and everybody in England won’t have to know it.”