I’ll start it off with this one …

I just got a call from our 2008 Obama National Delegate, Chelsie, who voted first thing this morning.  They told her that she wasn’t in the system.  Hell’s bells she ain’t.  After much ado and some threats of butt bustin’, they finally found her.

At one point they kindly informed her that she was “lost in the system.”

“I’m not lost,” Chelsie said.  “I’m standing right here in front of you with a valid Texas driver’s license.  You can’t be much more found than that.  I can also show you my valid Fort Bend County Deputy Voter Registrar badge because that’s not lost either. ”

Luckily, there were Justice Department observers at her poll.  They interviewed her after she was allowed to vote.

Yes, my county is like some damn third world country.  We have to have federal election observers because the herd of old white men who run my county are so full of crap that they all have brown eyes.

Let’s hear any stories you have.