Then There’s This …

November 06, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

As if Nate Silver’s 91% isn’t enough, there’s some other great prognostication going on.

Using maracas, coca leaves and a hallucinogenic brew, shamans in Peru got down to business Monday using pre-Columbian traditional ceremonies to pick a winner in the US presidential race.

“The apus (gods of the hills in indigenous mythology) tell us (Barack) Obama will be reelected,” predicted Juan Osco, known as the Shaman of the Andes on San Cristobal hill overlooking Lima.

Hell, it beats Fox and Friends.

Plus, the shamans are better looking.

Hell, I’d pick that guy over Steve Doocy any day of the week.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

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