Y’all, is there some sort of secret contest where Republicans are offering door prizes to fraudulent voters?  Do we just not know about it?  Are they winning cars or Donald Trumps $6 million or something?

Get this.  In damn Portland, Oregon.

A Clackamas County elections worker is under criminal investigation for tampering with ballots, WW has learned.

The underlying allegation is that the woman, whose name has not been released, filled in blanks on ballots turned into the county for the Nov. 6 general election.

Sources familiar with the incident say their understanding is that the woman filled in a straight Republican ticket on the ballots where preferences had been left blank by voters.

Customer Left Coast Crone informs us that there’s an attempted Tea Party coup in Clackamas County.

I guess this election worker ran out of tea bags and decided to go for the pencil marks.

Listen to me.  You should have to go to jail for treason for this crap.  When I am Queen of Oregon, assuming I’m moving to Oregon and could get elected Queen, I would send this woman to prison.  I would rather you steal my money than steal my vote.

You know what really bothers me?  She’s getting paid taxpayer money to do this crap.

She can kiss my big blue queen butt.

Thanks to Left Coast Crone for the heads up.