I have made the scientific discovery that is going to rock the  world.

Even the ugliest man on the planet can get laid in Arizona.

Tom Horne caused more than $1,000 worth of damage when he clipped another car in a parking garage and just drove off, in order, according to FBI agents, to conceal an affair he was having with his passenger.

Phoenix police records obtained Tuesday include detailed witness accounts by FBI agents who were following Horne, Arizona’s attorney general, on March 27 as part of a campaign finance investigation. They said they watched him back his borrowed vehicle into a white Range Rover in the parking garage of a Phoenix residential complex.

Now I want you to see a picture of this Arizona Romeo.

Honey, if he was a armed robber, he wouldn’t need a ski mask.  He’s so ugly his clothes wrinkle in self defense.  His cooties won’t open their eyes.

Ladies, he drives a gold Jaguar.  Do you really need to know anything else?

They often say that politics is show business for ugly people, but Arizona has cornered the market.

Personally, I think he paid that woman to say she was having an affair with him.

Thanks to Jeanie for the heads up.