And Here’s How We Solve the Problem of Pesky People Who Vote Republican

October 25, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Thank you, Memphis!

The Tennessee Court of Appeals has upheld the state’s new law requiring voters to show photo identification at polling places and ruled that election officials must accept an ID issued by the Memphis library.

A three-judge panel of the court ruled unanimously Thursday in a case brought by the city of Memphis and two voters who lacked photo ID and cast provisional ballots during the August primary.

Okay, so if we required (instead of just allowed) a library card for voter identification, there would be no Republican voters.  Why, you ask?

First, no self respecting Republican would enter the confines of a PUBLIC library.  I mean, ruffians who cause tumult can go there.  Anyone can go there.  Yuck.

Second, if they read a book or two, they would not be Republicans.

I say, make a library card be required to vote.  Nice start, Tennessee!

That’s what I say.

Thanks to Marti for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “And Here’s How We Solve the Problem of Pesky People Who Vote Republican”


  1. daChipster says:

    Along these same lines, Maricopa Co is STILL issuing bat polling data in Spanish language bookmarks they are handing you. Spanish language and books, more indicators that the people they are trying to suppress aren’t GOTPers.

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  2. Bumblebee says:

    A great big “Thank You” to Memphis’ Democrat mayor, A. C. Wharton!

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  3. Kay Carrasco says:

    As an employee of a Public Library, I salute you, Miss Juanita! I think this is a splendid idea! *applause, applause, applause*

    And you’re right. We let the riff-raff in already. A few Republicans won’t make it that much worse. Too bad it probably won’t help the circulation numbers much….

    🙂

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  4. Corinne Sabo says:

    You forgot the most important reason: There are NO books to color.

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  5. Sam in Kyle says:

    The real sad part of the Tennessee law is that college students can’t use their student ID for voting. Not too far in the future people will look on these efforts as we now look on poll taxes and literacy tests. It’s all about exclusion, not inclusion.

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  6. Repug don’t would have no use for a library unless it had only picture books with no text.

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  7. Marge Wood says:

    It is so bizarre that folks can use gun licenses to vote but military and students can’t use their IDs.

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  8. aggieland liz says:

    Sam, I think you’re right: this last 30+ years is going to be a dark chapter in American history. I’m just hoping to high heaven it’s not the LAST chapter!!

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  9. I’m sorry to hijack this thread, but I have to share with my beauty salon friends.
    Tonight I went to a rally for Nick Lampson here in Beaumont where Bill Clinton spoke. I am so pumped I might not be able to sleep! I even got to shake Clinton’s hand.
    Woohoo!
    OK. I now return control of this channel to JJ.

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  10. Oh, I don’t know, there is always “My pet goat…..”

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  11. In case anyone hasn’t heard the old joke…

    The George W. Bush Library was damaged by a flood. Both books were destroyed. Bush was upset because he hadn’t finished coloring one of them.

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  12. fenway fran says:

    Nick Lampson? He’s still around??????

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  13. There are plenty of Republicans who come to my public library in Texas. Where do you think they get their Glenn Beck/Bill O’Reilly/Ayn Rand books? They come borrow the books then complain about government. I always remind them that it’s their tax dollars at work!

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  14. Everyone knows that libraries are the bastion of socialists…education is for loser dems…I have been accused lately of hating on republicans…It is not so much hate as it is contempt…

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  15. This is a good sign EXCEPT Tre Hargett who runs the elections here in Tennessee is appealing this today. Claims the library card issue is moot because the TN Supreme Court will not rule until after the election. Seriously. I have more than one email and phone call with Tre’s office since this law was passed. Demented.

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  16. san fraser says:

    Anyone else notice how much money is being pushed into pro-Rmoney ads everywhere possible to attract the “sure thing bandwagon” types at the last minute? I see very few for the POTUS. You can bet the admen types researched this well.

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