But Wait! Jesus is Doing His Robocalls!
There’s a very popular Democrats running for Congress in Texas against a Republican incumbent who is, of freekin’ course, bringing Jesus into the race.
The Texas Tribune is covering the story. Pete Gallego, the Democrat, is a heckuva great guy. His opponent, Quico Canseco, is going to the far corner of hell in a parka and snow boots for all eternity.
Canseco up and decided to announce that he is being endorse by Jesus. He even got Jesus to pose for a picture so he could use on a mailer.
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Gallego, naturally, is mad. Hell, even three Republicans who served with him in the Texas House are mad. They don’t wanna to do that parka in hell thing. Who can blame them?
So, if there’s a thunderstorm, do not stand near Quico Canseco. Especially if it’s raining parkas and snowboots.
