Oh Tom, You’re Leaving a Slime Trail Again
So Tom DeLay is appealing his conviction.
His theory is that he did not use actual money in committing this crime; he used a check. The law law says you can’t laundry money. But, he didn’t. He used a check instead of cash so … ta da! … no crime.
Holy technicality on the back of a writ twit! Checks aren’t money? Well, does that mean when I write a check to the phone company they will not take actual money out of my bank account?
If checks are not money, how come the more I write, the less money I have?
Lord, what a pitiful excuse for a man. And where does he find these lawyers and why does he give them money? Oh wait, maybe he’s giving them checks. Oh, I get it now.