September 27, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
You guys really have it easy in the very tight race for America’s Stupidest Congress Critter. Louis sure is burning up the track. He’s well out in front but Alan West, Michelle Bachmann, and Steve King are definitely making a race of it. I really can’t imagine what it must be like to arise every morning determined to say the most stupid thing ever each and every day.
Ottoman Empire? Well, Obama will be a fairly young man when he finishes his second term and will still need a job of some kind, after all. And since folks will always need comfy furniture, why not? I anxiously await the grand opening of Obama’s Ottoman Empire come 2017 at a strip mall near me.
1Louie is probably just worried that if the Ottoman empire makes a comeback, there won’t be any Turkey for Thanksgiving dinner any more.
2“Louie is probably just worried that if the Ottoman empire makes a comeback, there won’t be any Turkey for Thanksgiving dinner any more.”
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Or that we’ll have to use turkeys for ottomans.
Maybe we could use that turkey Gohmert for an ottoman.
4What was that again, about a lack of wit and profundity?
5Louie would be the biggest turkey at any Thanksgiving dinner he attends.
Was he speaking before an empty House, like he usually does?
6Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair is silly and sad. Louie talking to 434 of them is just everyday Louie.
7I’m a little torn, but I still think I would choose an Ottoman Empire over a Redneck Empire.
8The Ottoman Turks bathed daily…that alone convinces me!
9Chris gives Looie way too much credit. It’s no way certain that he knows what an ottoman is. “Ain’t that some kinda furrin attack our way of life or somethin”?
10How in the name of Sweet Jesus can so much derp and stupidity be crammed into one moronic buffoon?
11I still think Gohmert, West, Bachman, and King all hang out at Boehner’s basement bar in the Capitol doing tequila and scotch shots and playing truth or dare about who can out-crazy the others.
12If they’re mixing shots, they’re so drunk they’re also probably playing a game of strip something. I have to go get some gin to wash out my brain, from the thought/ image of it.
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