Y’all, He’s Not Stoopid. He’s Sleepy!
Okay, so when Rick Perry first ran for President and scored a perfect 10 in the Damfool Event in a field of damfool experts, they tried to say that he wasn’t on drugs, that he was actually just that ignorant and crazy.
People still suspected drugs because the perfect 10 had never been reached before, even by Fred Thompson.
So, now they are saying that he was so goofy because he has sleep apnea – something that probably went undiagnosed for a decade or more.
Okay. Chronological excuses for Rick Perry being a damfool. First, not drugs. Second, sleep apnea. Third … oops.
Damfool.
Maybe Satan is the leading suspect? Sure scared the devil out of mainstream Republicans to imagine Ricky with the red telephone.
1Hey, it scared the devil out of me to think of any of those fools on that stage with a red telephone.
2Not only that, Perry was George Waste Bush’s understudy for a number of years. That should have started him off on the wrong foot as well…
3Amen, Mz Patti!!
4I’m going with damfool. That can be the only explanation.
5From what I’ve seen and heard of Rick Perry, he’s got a lot more “undiagnosed conditions” that have yet to be discovered.
6I think Rick needs an enema. Honestly, he is full of sh**. Amen
7Stupidity caused by oxygen depletion is called being brain dead. Yeah, that’d explain a whole lot about how he’s conducted himself for the last 60 years or so.
8Can he be two of the Dwarfs, Dopey and Sleepy?
9When are the working folks and other smart potential voters going to put a move on this guy – move him out of office? Between he and Governor Brewer, the race to the bottom continues.
10Isn’t Anita a RN? Wouldn’t she notice? Unless…………..?
11Perry is fine when he’s asleep. He has an awake disorder.
12I have sleep apnea. All it did to me was make me nod off constantly during the day. It did NOT make me say stupid things.
13LynnN, would you be my new best friend? I swear to heaven, between you, da Chipster, and Juanita Herownself, I’d be hard pressed to choose the Funniest Person on the Planet! You *all* qualify!
14What amazes me the most, is that “all of the above” in the eyes of Republicans in Texas……. qualifies this man to be Governor of this State.
Geeesshh.
15Free advice to Rick Perry: Sleep sitting upright in a chair, It will solve your breathing problems and eliminate the need for a CPAP and that pesky health insurance to pay for it. Used religiously, it might also reduce your birth control/STD expenses which we all know shouldn’t be part of your health insurance even if you pay for it.
If you still say stupid things , don’t blame sleep apnea.
16It does make me happy to see all the hilarious people on this site. JuanitaJean, how do you manage to find the funniest people on the innertubes?
Oh, btw, is there a Democrat in Texas going to run against the BrainDead next time? Surely, everybody in Texas is sick of him after this many years?
17Juanita, I raised (4) kids. And they had a total of (8) grand kids. We now have a total of …….. maybe (16) or (17) great grand kids.
All of them turned out fine. They are all productive members of society. They all grew up.
But, I can tell you….. I know stoned….. when I see stoned.
Rick was stoned.
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