Oh, So That’s Rush’s Problem
Whoa, Rush, TMI.
Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists — who he called “feminazis” — over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.
The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.
But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation.
“I think it’s feminism,” he declared.
Now this comes from a man who has the worst case of Winkie-Do I’ve ever seen. Winkie-Do is a medical term for “his stomach sticks out more than his winkie do.”
Rush does not know the size of his male genitalia because he hasn’t been able to see it in 20 years.
Yeah, right, Rush, blame your weenus on me. I’ve never even met your weenus, and when I count my blessings that is always #2 on my list. #3 is that I am not currently self-immolating. We’ll talk about #1 later.
Thanks to MB for the heads up.
Guess that latest marriage is on the skids huh?
1This is the best response to Limp-paw that I have ever read. I laughed so hard I cried. I am printing it out and sticking it on my refrigerator.
2I believe Oxycontin abuse causes, um, shrinkage.
3Too funny Juanita – how does Bubba keep a straight face living with you?
4I wonder who collected the data for that study.
5I have to wonder–yeah, I went there–whether they actually *measured* or if they just, you know, *asked*. Because, uhhh……
ROTFLMAOASTC!!!
6It’s no big deal.
7As we are sticklers for accuracy…
http://www.definition-of.com/weenis
8We apparently have all these abilities, like birth control by will and winkie-shrinking powers, that the other girls haven’t told me about. I feel very left out and hurt, and I think ya’ll are mean to keep secrets from me.
9COLE: You mean Rush’s………?
10Me thinks that his inability to grasp his penis is due to his weight. Or else his arms are not long enough.
11Or he needs to get some of his government sponsored free ED medication to get his thing going again.
On to other more important things then rush’s penis. Or lack of, due to shrinkage.
The mass from his weenus has moved to those man boobs of his.
12The sad thing is, male genitalia is shrinking. Many of the pollutants in the environment decay into chemicals very similar to estrogen. Scientific studies were being done 20 years ago into this same issue.
13His wee willie winkie is not my doing. Or my concern. But it’s pretty funny.
14Sandy, you’re right. Therefore, the winkie-shrinkie is due to a lack of environmental protections. If the Teabagistanis ever get their way and, um, neuter the ERA, they will have only themselves to blame for their own emasculation.
15Sorry ladies, but I want to make a comment that I have been thinking about and want to get it off my chest.
16You all are awesome, remember the first time we were introduced to Queen R Money, all of us saw immediately she was arrogant and aloof – we all must get a pat on the back. I cannot help but think about the Obama’s grace when they were hammered in the media, with racial slurs etc.
New subject – anyone else read the new story out that when Romney’s son & wife were expecting twins by a surrogute
they drew up a contract that gave them the option to have the babies aborted if they wished, Romney helped finance the contract.
Environmentalists need to make sure this study gets more airplay. If there’s one thing to get male corporate muckety-mucks to start promoting environmentally-safe industry, this is it.
17Sorry, Rush, you bloated maggot, when your winkie shrinks in terror at the sight of an intelligent female, the cause of the shrinkage is not the woman. The cause of the shrinkage is your tiny, insecure, angry, frightened, little brain. Only *you* can change that.
18Trish is right. About the only thing that would get corporate honchos and TeaPartiers to take an interest in the environment is a threat to their winkies. Perhaps we should give them signs with “Save our Winkies!” to encourage the elected sorts to act in favor of the environment.
19Fact#1: Google has Rush being 61 years old.
20Fact#2: It was a 50 year study.
Fact#3: The study was done by Italians.
Given that we all know Rush NEVER states things on air without empirical data to back him up, can we deduce that He has had Italians measuring him since he was 11?
Oh, pish-tosh! It’s only Republicanites’ winkies shrinking. Heheh.
21@ publius … then that has to explain my ex-husband … I know for a fact he voted for Dubya and there is no way he would have voted for Pres. Obama … so he had to have voted for McCain!! And I can report from … ah hem … first hand knowledge that my ex would be classified as a wee willie!!
Ladies, can you ONLY imagine Chris Christie? I know … it boggles the mind, doesn’t it! Oh God, I think a few more brain cells just committed suicide!
22Little known “fact” about Rush’s ancestors – – when they arrived at Ellis Island his great-grandfather like many other immigrants shortened (or shrunk, reduced) his last name from Limpbough to Limbaugh. In the old country his name originally meant “a tree branch which only hangs downward, such as the willow.”
23Dang, I have to go bleach out the mental images I really did not want to have in my brain.
But it is good to find out another superpower that we women have: winkie shrinkage at a distance.
24Actually Rush is a pretty big putz himself.
25Speaking as a card carrying Feminazi, I am proud that we have succeeded in our plot to have Rush’s member shrink. To paraphrase Pat Robertson – feminism is a cult encouraging women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft . . . The witchcraft appears to be working!!! LOL
26I know what happened. Thanks to that damned feminism, the wimminz learned how to measure, with real numbers and everything. The more of ’em learned how to count…well, there you go.
27Thanks, Nefer! And, yes, I too wonder why my mama and my best friends never told me about all my magical powers. I needed to know about all this magic a LONG time ago, but none of my sisters said anything about it. I couldn’t give a damn less about the study or fat, ignorant Rush, but I surely wish I would have known my powers. Oddly, my husband (who apparently, after 30+ years, doesn’t feel emasculated) just laughs about all this crap. Yeah, I’m a feminatzi. That’d be me.
Loved everyone’s comments. You people are so creativeand so inspirational. Glad I know this website!
28I love it when you make me laugh out loud. Thank you, thank you, thank you. XOXO
29Izzat weenus, weenis, or WEE-NESS?!
My superpowers haven’t adversely affected my sweetie -whew!- but if you want something scary, read about Atrazine (weedkiller for StAugustine grass) and the deformities it causes in frogs. Someone is trying to establish whether there is a link between Atrazine and the rising incidence of testicular cancer in young men. I find this far more troubling than feminazi-ism! Or even Rush Limp-twit for that matter!
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