Name My Plane!
Okay, so I’m not saying that Mitt Romney is out of touch with the rest of us, but holy smackers what the fool tarnation planet does this guy live on?
You might have noticed that the middle east on fire today and our ambassador was brutally murdered by thugs, but Hey Sunshine!, Mitt has a bigger problem!
What to name his airplane.
He sends out an email today with this crapola —
Ann likes to joke that the campaign plane should be called “Hair Force One.”
Personally, I don’t quite know what to call it, but I do know it’s crucial in getting this campaign’s message to every corner of the country. And with just 54 days left until the election, we will be putting it to good use.
I’m excited to invite two of my supporters to come on board the plane, and join me for a day on this important journey. I hope you’ll enter for a chance to fly with me.
I don’t know exactly what our itinerary will be, but if you’re one of the winners — I can tell you it will be exciting. And, who knows, maybe you and I will come up with a better name for the campaign plane.
Thanks for your support,
Mitt Romney
How about The Mittfit? Look, Ma, No Wings or Brains? Arrogant Airways? The Egads Express? The Dumber than Palin and Less Honest than McCain Airline? Empty Chair Force One?
Dude, don’t make it so easy.
Come on, Folks, join in —-
Thanks to Sandy for the heads up.
Oh boy, how freaking fun would that be … flying around the friendly skies with a braindead empty suit! Holy crappola is right! Guess he’ll be taking that plain into Pueblo, CO cause he’s suppose to be hear, spouting his lies on Sunday the 16th … I got a robot call inviting me to hear his lies … I disconnected from the robot!
I’m glad I don’t fly … anywhere!! The only way you’d catch me on an airplane and especially one with the Mittster on it would be … well, I’d have to be DEAD!!
1The Airedale’s Terror(say, what’s that bump on the top of the plane??)
2I normally don’t make double submissions here, but after I hit the submit comment icon I had this mental picture of Snoopy wearing his aviator’s cap atop the plane after a run in with the Red Baron.
Note to any young Secret Service agents reading this: See the comic strip “Peanuts”. It’s only a joke, son.
3entitlement air: everything you think you deserve and more and all at the taxpayer’s expense!
4How about the “Weathervane”? Goes in any direction the wind blows?
5Dogs Fly Free (on top) or Air Farce One
6Pie in the Sky
7Didn’t they already make a movie similar to this called “Airplane?”
8[an epidemic of food poisoning is sweeping the plane]
Captain Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What’s going on?
Rumack: I’m not sure. I haven’t seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.
Mrs. Geline: I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
Steve McCroskey: [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious.
Johnny: Just like Gerald Ford.
Had to come back to read more comments and realized I had spelled plane “plain” … sorry … I know better, I was simply excited by all the stupidity floating around these days!
9let’s go with “chickenhawk” with a sticker that says “my other plane is really big”.
10@Lisa, quite a good one there. Made me snerk!
11“Mitts on a Plane” worse than snakes on a plane!
12No,wait they’re the same!
For Mitt, The Campaign Plane Moroni and his VP gets Flyin’ Lyin’ Ryan.
13‘He needs it to get his message out’!!!!!!!!!
14What message would that be? He has no plan to end the wars, no budget plan, he is nothing.
His only message is ‘Obama bad – me good’ and I want to be president, so there! As he stamps his foot and takes his toys and goes home.
Really
15Ostentatious
Mostly
Nationalistic
Extra
Yucky
“The Capitalist Vulture”
“Titanic”
“The Flying Dutchman”
16Let’s all pitch in and upgrade to a rocket!
17Air Farce One.
18Personally, I would be afraid to win this trip. He’ll probably make it one way and you have to pay your own return fare. Oh, wait. That wouldn’t be any financial burden out of my $250,000.
19“GOP Liar Flier!”
The thing costs more to stay airborne for 2 hours than my open heart surgery next week! If I survive, I shall return. If not then keep up the fight!
20We came up to celebrate #1 son’s b’day with my sister and #2 son (which was a really good thing since it’s hotter than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut at home) so I’ve been catching up today and running out and sharing. My sister’s comment on the name the plane was that it sounded like a grocery store game. Just saying……
21Mitt’s Ritz
22The Bain in Plane
Unidentified Flying Obscenity
With apologies to Mother, I submit:
The Crapbird Express
Note from Juanita – John did not say crap. He said another word. I changed it before Momma saw it. I saved his damn life.
23Corporate Raider; Pants on Fire Express
24I don’t know, maybe we should send really nice names for the plane. One of us wins. We get to fly with mitt and all the press guys. Then you start asking questions. Lots of questions. They can’t make you leave. Can’t escort you out. could be alot of fun…
25I have an airplane, and YOU people don’t.”
26“Turkey Vulture”
27