When I signed up for this thing, nobody mentioned the 7:00 am breakfasts when you don’t get back to the hotel until 2:00 am and you’re too damn old to be doing this stuff.

Okay, so I knew about the too damn old but the 7:00 thing was a shocker. I didn’t even know there was a 7:00 am.

National conventions are busy. Caucuses all day, stunning speeches at night. As the media is telling you, Julian Castro and Michelle Obama owned that stadium. People didn’t move. We didn’t even look at each other because we were too involved with the stage. I saw something historic last night.

Honey, all that and pink pumps!

Lots of people say they saw me and Ole Bubba on tv last night. That is entirely possible. We did have credentials. Here we’re are checking in with our constable, Ruben Davis and his wife Sharon.

And I even got to pose with the Young Democrats officers since I’m president of the Old Silver Democrats. This is me, Trisha Fredericks and State Representative candidate Vy Nguyen.

And The Daily Show’s Samantha Bee interviewed one of the Texas Democrats, Bill Rosenberg. Samantha Bee is gorgeous in person.

I haven’t seen protestors except for some crazy people holding up abortion porn signs and letting their children hold the most offensive signs. And some street preachers with microphones yelling about this is American and they have free speech to talk very loudly about how God hates government. Irony porn.

My favorite SDEC member, Vickie Vogel, took this picture for me because she knew I would love it.

We just heard that President Obama will give his speech at the covered arena. There’s loads of rain here.

One more thing, in case you ladies were wondering, Julian Castro is even better looking in person. Yeah, Honey, he’s a hunka hunka burnin’ love.

This place is Disneyland for political junkies.