You’ve heard about the big hurricane headed straight for Tampa?  Personally, I’m with Pat Robertson on this one – hurricanes are God’s way of punishing evil people.

But, I am willing to use my whole two hours at meteorology school to solve all the problems this might cause Republicans.

So, the way I see it, the Republicans have three choices:

1.  Stand outside the convention hall and blow all their hot air counterclockwise, neutralizing the hurricane rotation.

2.  Duck, cover, and shut the hell up.

3.  Quit being spiteful in the eyes of the Lord.

Since #1 and #3 are almost impossible for them to do, I would suggest that #2 is their only viable alternative.  I will even send duct tape if that will help.

I did have to laugh last night when a Republican official said that they had a contingency plan if their convention had to be cancelled.  Yeah, vote Democratic.

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