Beeville, Texas, is between San Antonio and Corpus Christi.  That means it rests securely between St. Anthony and the Body of Christ, which is probably a cool place to be.

And now we have proof.

Eighty-year-old Ernesto Garza opened his taco and Holy Beejeebers, there’s this.

“I looked at it for five minutes,” Garza said.

In disbelief, he asked a friend next to him what she thought the face on the tortilla looked like. Garza’s friend looked at it and jumped from her seat.

“Jesus,” she said.

It wasn’t long before everyone at the adult daycare heard about the Jesus tortilla.

You know, I suspect Taco Jesus would spread from here to over yonder quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

And in the understatement of the year …

Sure enough, she said, Garza found Jesus on his breakfast bacon and egg taco.

“We believe God works in mysterious ways,” Rodriguez said.

Yeah, personally, I always thought God was an enchilada fan.

Thank to HeyZeus for the heads up.