Oh, y’all, Rick Santorum is going to be speaking at the Republican National Convention.

Mr. Crazypants wants one last shot at remolding America to look just like him.

Let's hope he wears his Easter outfit again

The good news is:  Oh my Lord, He Who Runs With Squirrels is going to get a chance to show voters how out of touch the GOP really is.  And there is the off-chance that he’ll go rogue and start bashing Romney again because he’s just so damn good at it.

The bad news:  This means he’s not the Veep nominee.  I really, really wanted him to be the Veep nominee.  My life would be so much easier if he was the Veep nominee.  Sarah Palin in pants.  That would be so cool.

By the way, they say that Jeb Bush is going to speak at the convention, too, because, you know, the Bush Empire needs to return to the limelight.