Cap’n. Pete Olson, who insists on having a picture of himself working on The Love Boat on all his campaign literature, is my own personal congressvarmint.

He’s Phil Gramm’s Mini Me. Pete was elected after Tom DeLay stepped down to live out his life in shame and humiliation for surrendering and retreating on Dancing With The Stars.

We don’t hear much from Pete because he’s kinda dumb but smart enough to keep his mouth closed.  He just kinda takes up air and votes when Mitch McConnell nudges him.

So, having him take to writing stuff is not a blue star idea.  Cap’n. Pete is all outraged over President Obama mentioning that no man is an island unto himself.

Pete is, dammit.  And so are the Purse Party Ladies!

Yeah, you got that right – the Purse Party Ladies.  Confronting the President, he teaches ….

In our capitalist system, businesses are created by an individual or group of individuals who have an idea for a product or service that others will want to purchase and, yes, so they can make a profit. This fundamental truth of our opportunity society is what built America, not government, bureaucrats, or mass armies of community organizers.

Do you really need examples? If so, consider the woman who starts selling homemade purses that she thinks women will want to buy, or a cook who decides to open a restaurant to feed people meals that he thinks they will appreciate.

Purse Parties.  That’s the ticket to wealth in America!

Thank you for the nice lecture, Mr. Government Teat Boy.  Yeah, I called him Government Teat Boy.

Pete Olson has never held a private sector job in his whole entire life.  He served in the Navy, which is real nice, so taxpayers paid for his education.  From that day on, he’s worked as an aide to Phil Gramm and John Cornyn.  Then they got him elected to congress.  Never once has he had a job where I didn’t pay his damn salary.  Hell, without me that man would be starving in the dark.

That son of a motherless goat needs to start giving damn purse parties so he can learn that cloth does not magically appear on your doorstep every morning, your buyers have to get there on public roads, and you are not gonna become Oprah, or even Phil Gramm rich,  by selling damn purses.

“Mass armies of community organizers…” that was real cute, Mr. Government Teat Sucker.

You know, Cap’n Pete never saw combat in the military which is a good thing because he’s got more gall than guts.

Thanks to Kathleen and Steve for the heads up.